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this hard-hitting journalism from The Wasted Onion (the only trustworthy news source) has revealed a shocking truth.
the rules of the prior election state that “If you are running, and you attempt to boost your campaign in an unfair way, you will be immediately disqualified from the election and become ineligible to run in any future elections.” thrat’s murder of the American hero @tallpeter was committed to boost his current campaign, meaning he is completely ineligible to stand for office.
will the corrupt officials running the @election disqualify him, or will their inaction reveal their biases (possibly due to financial influence) in this race?
Election Coverage: Owl Says Wasteof5 Will Feature Button That Drops Anvil On Other Users Heads
THE INTERNET—Expanding on her campaign promise to finish wasteof4 and begin work on its successor, presidential candidate Owl said Friday that wasteof5 will feature a button to drop an anvil onto the heads of other users.
By The Wasted Onion: Thrat Assassinated TallPeter Last Year So We'd Have A Better Chance Of Winning This Year
Hello, my fellow wasteof.money users. As many of you know, I am running in this year's presidential election. I've already shared how I plan to make wasteof even better, such as finishing wasteof4, starting wasteof5, and wearing former President Kiwi's skin. Now, of course I believe my opponent, Thrat, is not a suitable candidate, but even they have one thing that bodes well for them in my view: the fact they assassinated 2025 presidential candidate TallPeter, thereby giving all of us a much better chance of winning this year.
This piece was suggested by @owl, thank you!
Elsewhere On The Campaign Trail:
Thrat-Eris Campaign Disavows Links To Darflen, Clarifies They Use Blaze Instead
EvilJeffalo Accidentally Boosts Thrat's Poll Lead After Accusing Them Of Murder
Juni Vows To Poop On Wasteof Server To Mark Her Territory
LandonHere Promises Cheap Catgirl Transformations
Full coverage: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/owl-says-wasteof5-will-feature-button-that-drops-anvil-on-other-users-heads/
Still one of the best posts OAT (I’m unbiased)
In light of thrat’s recent campaign, i would like to bring this post to light. Thrat is a certified oren GLAZER which is why they have my vote
Some day we gon' get Oren
Some day we gon' get Lindsay
Baby, don't you bet it all
On a pack of Lindsay
You might think Oren wrote you off
They gon' have to Lindsay me off
Someday the Oren’ll be gone
And they'll play Lindsay on and on
Sometimes I take all the Oren
Talk like I drank all the Lindsay
Oren ahead but way Lindsay
I'm on 1, 2, 3, Oren
No half-orens, just all Lindsays
Caught between Oren and Lindsay
This not what we had in mind, but maybe Lindsay
Congressman Thrat, an America First Patriot who has been with me from the very beginning (he was the first Elected Official in the Country to Endorse me!), is running for the Wasteof President, a site I love and WON BIG in 2016, 2020, and 2024, getting the highest vote in that great Site’s history.
A very successful Businessman, Civic Leader, and Highly Respected State Legislator prior to becoming a distinguished Wasteofian, Thrat has dedicated his life to serving his Community. As your next President, Thrat will continue to fight tirelessly to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Champion Wasteof Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, Safeguard our Elections, and Defend our always under siege Second Amendment.
Thrat is a good friend, fighter, and WINNER, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Wasteof President — THRAT WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
Hey Guys! I am proud to announce that I will be running for president of the wasteof.money platform! I will be making great changes that this platform has been BEGGING for, so please vote for me! Official campaign goals will be posted soon, so be on the look-out for that!
-thrat
I know I talked about running in the wasteof election, but with moving into college I won’t be able to do it this year. Someone else will have to carry the team.
I think it’s not true that the USA is unwalkable, it’s just super spread out. In Europe what they consider “suburbs” would just be within the city in America. (Also there’s no public transit but that’s another issue)
Like with MetLife Stadium in NJ, even if they had built a path directly there, nobody would have walked it because it was like 9 miles one way. Or even in my small town, you can walk to the majority of neighborhoods from the downtown district, but it’s too far to walk anywhere especially in the summer.
Those are the things that grow the wind right?
By The Wasted Onion: Homer Simpson Drops Doughnut
SPRINGFIELD, ??—Mourning the fried good as it slipped from his yellow fingers, father-of-three Homer Simpson dropped a doughnut Tuesday afternoon at the entrance of the Kwik-E-Mart where he had just purchased it.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/homer-simpson-drops-doughnut/
This stories headline was written and suggested by @oren, thank you!
By The Wasted Onion: Japan Turns Footsteps Into Electricity
TOKYO, JAPAN—Pushing the boundaries of what is possible with renewable energy, Japanese scientists demonstrated Sunday how they can now convert footsteps into electricity.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/japan-turns-footsteps-into-electricity/
This stories headline was written and suggested by @oren, thank you!
My take is that you only need one page of apps on your home screen. Get rid of all the other pages, just search for whatever apps you need.
@today my day was RUINED because I learned that you can put FOLDERS in your app dock, what kind of PSYCOHPATH puts FOLDERS in their DOCK
"hello yes I want to put folders in the place where I put apps I want to access quickly so I can access them less quickly and make my dock look like shit"
California has checkpoints where they search your cars (for agricultural pests) before entering the state. How is this a thing??
Cool find
it has come to my attention that the includeHasMedia search parameter for the users endpoint is undocumented, so here is the psa that you can use api.wasteof.money/users/jeffalo?includeHasMedia in order to include whether or not the user has set an avatar/banner in the result
“Many who are first will be last, and the last first.” Mark 10:31
Many of those who are homeless today will one day be the most important leaders. Shouldn’t we begin serving them as their position deserves?