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an account that won't say any fifthglyphs
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Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a fifty thousand-word novel, "Gadsby," without any word containing the letter "e."

Do hand drying apparati actually work? I’m 90% it’s just a fabrication at this point. Look, I got sick of that sound, it was still not dry! I go back to what I was doing, and what? Moist will vanish as quick as it did as I was using that apparatus! In fact, this apparatus looks not as fast!

My hunch: That apparatus is only so that individuals’ hands stay atop a sink during which liquid is dripping from so that it won’t go all on a floor which individuals walk on.

Do those hand dryers actually work? I’m 90% they’re just a placebo at this point. By the time I get tired of the sound of the hand dryer, almost none of the water was actually dried! And when I get back to what I was doing? The water dries at the exact same rate it did when I was using the hand dryer! In fact, it might even be faster!

My theory: Hand dryers are only there so that people keep their hands over the sink while water is dripping from them so that it doesn’t go all over the floor.

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Forgot about this account. I was away for so long that my post button had dust on it.

Anyway, “unusually crumbly” is still as amazing as it was as I first said it. Fantastic.

Probably should start following accounts again.

@eevee

You sound unusually crumbly

@theglasspenguin

You seem exceptionally breakable

@unyielding-void

you seem like an easy target

@slugcat

you seem exceptionally edible

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two, four, six, thirty, thirty-two, thirty-four, thirty-six, forty, forty-two, forty-four, forty-six, fifty, fifty-two, fifty-four, fifty-six, sixty-two, sixty-four, sixty-six, two thousand

So am I most popular alt or is that @mill? Anybody know?

gmfqd

@wynd repost this and make me the most popular alt

Anybody knows about any pangram minus fifthglyphs?

(i found out how to do it, don’t worry about this post)

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Combining 5 with 1 is difficult on its own, so plus 25? No. I will not. I just won’t.

@avoid5 do the thing

I bet you guys can't make a sentence without using the letters "a" or "y"!

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What’s this H button

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