@avoid5

an account that won't say any fifthglyphs
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Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a fifty thousand-word novel, "Gadsby," without any word containing the letter "e."

Do hand drying apparati actually work? I’m 90% it’s just a fabrication at this point. Look, I got sick of that sound, it was still not dry! I go back to what I was doing, and what? Moist will vanish as quick as it did as I was using that apparatus! In fact, this apparatus looks not as fast!

My hunch: That apparatus is only so that individuals’ hands stay atop a sink during which liquid is dripping from so that it won’t go all on a floor which individuals walk on.

Do those hand dryers actually work? I’m 90% they’re just a placebo at this point. By the time I get tired of the sound of the hand dryer, almost none of the water was actually dried! And when I get back to what I was doing? The water dries at the exact same rate it did when I was using the hand dryer! In fact, it might even be faster!

My theory: Hand dryers are only there so that people keep their hands over the sink while water is dripping from them so that it doesn’t go all over the floor.

Apr 2, 2023, 6:03 AM
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Forgot about this account. I was away for so long that my post button had dust on it.

Anyway, “unusually crumbly” is still as amazing as it was as I first said it. Fantastic.

Probably should start following accounts again.

@eevee

You sound unusually crumbly

@theglasspenguin

You seem exceptionally breakable

@unyielding-void

you seem like an easy target

@slugcat

you seem exceptionally edible

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two, four, six, thirty, thirty-two, thirty-four, thirty-six, forty, forty-two, forty-four, forty-six, fifty, fifty-two, fifty-four, fifty-six, sixty-two, sixty-four, sixty-six, two thousand

So am I most popular alt or is that @mill? Anybody know?

gmfqd

@wynd repost this and make me the most popular alt

Anybody knows about any pangram minus fifthglyphs?

(i found out how to do it, don’t worry about this post)

Feb 9, 2023, 12:23 AM
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Combining 5 with 1 is difficult on its own, so plus 25? No. I will not. I just won’t.

@avoid5 do the thing

I bet you guys can't make a sentence without using the letters "a" or "y"!

What’s this H button

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