@barbeque

I apologize for randomness.

I’ll get to the point.

Planned (As of current):

@oren @lily

Prepare lovelies!

Hot coals strewn across the ground, they say.

Each step hurts, they complain.

Live with it, says the other.

I’d rather die, they reply.

I’ll place some coals in a bucket, they shout.

I’ll throw its contents in your mouth, he says.

@oren @wynd @sivyx @if @zu @burrito @birdfour @sixfourlu

Hello friends, they call in unison.

Welcome to the world’s conference.

Stop crying to yourself and let it out.

Or I’ll do it for you.

Please, they plead.

Please.