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UPDATE

Hey Blazers! We apologize for not informing you as often as possible, we should’ve updated you as soon as we got some updates. Speaking of which, here they are.

Unfortunately, we’re still waiting on the response from WIX to fix the issue, which means we won’t have it solved for awhile.

The good news is that we did manage to find the issue, and that issue is that the domain is currently not working or connected to our website, even though we fully connected it to our servers and paid full price to remove the ads.

While we are still trying to figure out how to solve these issues, we have managed to recover our website, but under a different domain. Until we have the website domain fixed, our website link will be https://blazeapp.wixsite.com/blaze

Be aware that since we have not paid for this version of our website (because it’s only temporary until the issue is fixed), you will see a Wix ad banner and our store not working. We will be temporarily pulling our merch and music off our site until further notice. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing situation.

Sincerely,

Blaze ❤️‍🔥

EDIT: We forgot to mention that our app is also unfortunately still down, so mobile users will have to use Blaze on their browsers by going to https://blazeapp.wixsite.com/blaze/feed

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ATTENTION!

We are proud to announce that eStore is now live on Blaze!

View here: https://www.blazeapp.net/category/all-products

+1 (562)-35BLAZE

(+1 (562)-352-5293)

Do not call us, we will not answer the phone. Text us, as we will instead answer those messages instead.

Messages and data rates may apply. RCS and iMessage not supported.

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We are almost ready to launch the eStore! Be ready!

Same with us.

yeah just to clarify for those wondering - registrations are disabled due to some spam attacks, but you can still use google/github to make your account and then set up a password if you want.

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Oh, and the AI will be shut down by the end of this month.

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We are excited to announce that COMING SOON, we will be launching the eStore

The eStore is a store where you can buy digital products from anywhere in the world. What kind of digital products, you may ask? Here is a list of everything we plan to sell (more coming soon).

  1. Music

  2. Audiobooks

  3. Games

  4. TV Shows

  5. Movies

  6. Software

  7. Gift Cards

  8. Subscriptions (more info soon)

  9. eBooks

  10. Digital Services (more info soon)

  11. Wallpapers (This will be our cheapest product due to wallpapers being easily downloaded for free)

  12. Producer-made beats

  13. Online Courses

  14. And a lot more (coming soon)

This will be live soon, so get ready! If you want to contribute to this, we will also create a form for you to submit your own products to be sold in the eStore. More info will be provided in the following days. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Blaze

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Meower is dead. But don’t worry! We have a platform where Meower users can bring their communities together!

It’s available at https://blazeapp.net/

Shoutout to @JoshAtticus for making this btw

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The election results are being hosted now! (we are going to be hosting them early)

Be sure to check back every 5 minutes on this link here: https://blazeapp.net/election

We will also be congratulating whoever wins the election, so good luck out there and if the polls are still open, be sure to vote!

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WARNING!

DO NOT GRAB THE CHEESE FROM THE MAMMOTH CAVE!

Lately, several anonymous reports and whistleblowers have come out and said that when they got the cheese from the mammoth cave, which is funded by the Auri administration, that their cheese was moldy. Those who have eaten it got stomach poisoning and had high fever for a few days.

To anyone reading this, we advise you to avoid the cheese from the mammoth cave while we speak to the Auri administration to recall the products and fix the issue. We hope that Auri will do the right thing so we can continue to enjoy free cheese in a healthy and responsible manner. Thank you. Stay tuned for more updates!

Sincerely,

Blaze

📰 OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE

As part of our manifesto, I planned to do many things to keep our nation silly. And I’m keeping them, here’s some progress.

Our 12th point in the manifesto was to “Triple cheese production quotas and fill every easily accessible cave system in the continental United States with cheese. Finish what Missouri started!”. And we are doing this with at a rapid, not just have we reached our triple cheese production quota goal, we’re already filling up our cave systems with it!

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Another manifesto point we made was point 17; “Replace the Senate with a 24/7 all you can eat buffet” and I am happy to report that the senate is now a 24/7 all you can eat buffet. Filled to the brim with excellent cuisine, the Senate Stuff-Your-Face Buffet is our nation’s latest and greatest in all things food, yummy!

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We’ll continue to fulfil our campaign promises to ensure the silliness of our nation is preserved.

PRESS RELEASE ENDS

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We will be hosting the US Presidential Results live on Blaze here: https://blazeapp.net/election

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Happy Halloween 🎃❤️‍🔥

Oh, and because you guys liked the post 35 times, Balze will appear again on April 1st.

Well, as you have probably noticed by now, Balze is now just Blaze again. But don’t worry! There is a way you can still call it Balze and have it appear in the browser every time. Simply install this user script made by @JoshAtticus, and make sure you follow the instructions placed by him. Once installed, you can have an experience where Blaze is still “Balze”. Furthermore, you can get rid of WIX’s trackers to limit the data collected by WIX (and we highly encourage using this until we can find a way to block the trackers by default) so your experience is smoother, faster, and much more enjoyable.

Install it here now, only available on compatible browsers using TamperMonkey!

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/486535-fixupbalze

Sincerely,

Blaze

LEGAL NOTICE: JoshAtticus and FixUpBalze are not affiliated with Blaze and do not own the logos to Blaze or Balze. All rights in this code are reserved by him according to the MIT License agreement and Australian law. You are not to copy or redistribute the code without proper permission from the copyright owner. Failure to comply with the law could be met with civil penalties by JoshAtticus ranging from substantial fines to prison sentences under criminal court.

Well, as you have probably noticed by now, Balze is now just Blaze again. But don’t worry! There is a way you can still call it Balze and have it appear in the browser every time. Simply install this user script made by @JoshAtticus, and make sure you follow the instructions placed by him. Once installed, you can have an experience where Blaze is still “Balze”. Furthermore, you can get rid of WIX’s trackers to limit the data collected by WIX (and we highly encourage using this until we can find a way to block the trackers by default) so your experience is smoother, faster, and much more enjoyable.

Install it here now, only available on compatible browsers using TamperMonkey!

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/486535-fixupbalze

Sincerely,

Blaze

LEGAL NOTICE: JoshAtticus and FixUpBalze are not affiliated with Blaze and do not own the logos to Blaze or Balze. All rights in this code are reserved by him according to the MIT License agreement and Australian law. You are not to copy or redistribute the code without proper permission from the copyright owner. Failure to comply with the law could be met with civil penalties by JoshAtticus ranging from substantial fines to prison sentences under criminal court.

Getting rid of Balze in a 3-5 hours! Enjoy it while it lasts. Just thought I would give an extra day since I want to be nice.

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