We’re not just owned by The Wasted Company, who own the award-winning news meat grinder known as The Wasted Onion, or The Only News Source, we were consumed into the belly of The Wasted Company itself, voyaging through the oesophagus and bowels of the corporation, to finally re-emerge from the womb-like paradise anew as The Flame Of Truth. No longer do the WOKE, LIBERAL, and SOY DRINKING MILLENNIAL SISSY’S control us, we are simply controlled by sheer fucking INSANITY and a BOATLOAD of bloodlust!!