@burrito

i love piracy

You can kiss yourself in a mirror, but only on the lips - Neil deGrasse Tyson

xnopyt

xnopyt is my favorite word

jeffalo really puts in the work to maintain this website and its servers so I can post random gibberish every two hours for no reason

is bass pronounced bass or bass

how did i get so many followers posting stuff like this

amamamamamamougous

I find it hilarious for some reason that police departments will just publicly post arrests on Twitter and stuff like who came up with that

holy shit

Can you see this cause I'can't

hehrritokgjg

what’s up with gnomes like who decided that some ugly short dude in your garden was a cool thing to have

Shakespeare is just perchance the rapper