@burrito

one person is responsible for opening the cultural and societal pandora’s box of our generation and that person is quandale single he may be the single most important entity in modern history

u know u a real one if it burns when u pee

"Man, I wish there was a way to randomly survey people by dividing them into groups based on defining characteristics!" The humble stratified random sample:

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ONE BAD BITCH AND SHE DO WHAT I SAY SO

yes too many screens not enough room for children in the trunk

update on the dunkin shit explosion situation: they just introduced a new flavor of donut frosting made from my diarrhea that they cleaned off the walls

crazy that my girlfriend and my cousin has the same birthday

jeffalo took me to the chat and touched me in my nether regions

dead chat

should i spice things up

WHAT

spoiler alert search Twitter for most of these they probably come up

hi everyone

you guys are a horrible influence my kanye era is giving me so many likes

apparently the voice of god has spoken to me so i have to pack it up guys im sorry thank you to my local supporters and EVERYONE on this site because you ALL agree with me on EVERYTHING I have said