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every day for a summer

the 14 shitters who liked this thank you for validating my anger

I HATE TRYING TO FART AND ACCIDENTALLY SHITTING MYSELF

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I'm too impatient to give myself the proper rest time between sets but also very easy to distract so I've just fixed this by finding an interesting Wikipedia article and reading it until I get bored

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I HATE TRYING TO FART AND ACCIDENTALLY SHITTING MYSELF

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this looks like a shitpost it's funny as fuck

politics warning

this is a real tweet. we are in the dumbest timeline.

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quick PSA being 3 feet tall and addicted to creatine and pre doesn't make you healthy

nothing ever happens don't worry guys

why is mamdani lwk a baddie

whenever my dog gets mentioned in the family group chat my dad reacts with an image of the dog and i think that's so cute like yep dad that's her

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“elite ball knowledge” and it's just loss

“___ hate is so forced” “___ love is so forced” SHUT UP AND LET PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY WANT TO LIKE

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100 men probably

the crypt in question how is this real

I'm touring a lot of colleges and all of them are like “check out our dorms!” And then Navy is like “we have a 300-year-old French pirate buried in a marble sarcophagus in a crypt underneath the church”

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me at the zoo is 20 today what the shit

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