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nutted on the bus today and 4 people turned around felt like I was on the voice

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need me a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis

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one person is responsible for opening the cultural and societal pandora’s box of our generation and that person is quandale single he may be the single most important entity in modern history

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u know u a real one if it burns when u pee

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"Man, I wish there was a way to randomly survey people by dividing them into groups based on defining characteristics!" The humble stratified random sample:

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ONE BAD BITCH AND SHE DO WHAT I SAY SO

i like the song ‘blueberry faygo’ an unreasonable amount considering how shallow and predictable it is

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yes too many screens not enough room for children in the trunk

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

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update on the dunkin shit explosion situation: they just introduced a new flavor of donut frosting made from my diarrhea that they cleaned off the walls

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crazy that my girlfriend and my cousin has the same birthday

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jeffalo took me to the chat and touched me in my nether regions

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dead chat

should i spice things up

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spoiler alert search Twitter for most of these they probably come up

Just found the original post from 2020. Burrito is a liar and a fraud who plagiarizes material.

#CancelBurrito

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hi everyone

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