why does every kai cenat clip i see look like a fever dream 
like what do you mean he's live right now playing minecraft with an abraham lincoln impersonator
a$ap rocky's new single has me rolling bc it has this one line in it that goes “heard dog talkin funny like it's family guy” and i cannot listen to the song with a straight face bc every time the line comes up i am mentally flashbanged with a picture of brian and it drives me insane
Letters of the alphabet ranked in how close they are to the top of the keyboard (tiebreaker is how close they are to the left of the keyboard):
q
w
e
r
t
y
u
i
o
p
a
s
d
f
g
h
j
k
l
z
x
c
v
b
n
m
imagine being the mf who was just born who's grandparents are tony hawk and kurt cobain like seriously this kid might be the 90s in human form
tfw you accidentally drop your gym teacher’s dryer ball in the Chesapeake Bay
bithc
i’ve just noticed that no one swears on wasteof, like it’s an unspoken rule
yea ok I knew trump was going to say stupid stuff but that was freaking hilarious
Why are half of his videos the most beautiful acts of philanthropy and the other half is just Squid Game
half of mrbeast’s videos are like “I gave 10,000 orphans a place to live!” And the other half are like “I trapped 100 elderly people in a cage over a pit of lava and forced them to fight for $100,000”
half of mrbeast’s videos are like “I gave 10,000 orphans a place to live!” And the other half are like “I trapped 100 elderly people in a cage over a pit of lava and forced them to fight for $100,000”