“in nyc we hate tourists, they're so obnoxious! why would you ever come to this shithole” - just moved into a jersey suburb an hour and a half from the city
“yeah i don't really mind the tourists, you get used to them” - has spent 40 years living in manhattan
the 14 shitters who liked this thank you for validating my anger
I'm too impatient to give myself the proper rest time between sets but also very easy to distract so I've just fixed this by finding an interesting Wikipedia article and reading it until I get bored
this looks like a shitpost it's funny as fuck
quick PSA being 3 feet tall and addicted to creatine and pre doesn't make you healthy
whenever my dog gets mentioned in the family group chat my dad reacts with an image of the dog and i think that's so cute like yep dad that's her
“___ hate is so forced” “___ love is so forced” SHUT UP AND LET PEOPLE LIKE WHAT THEY WANT TO LIKE