@burrito

is it the almond of the walnut

is they squeezin it out of the peanut

carti MIGHT have dropped an album

note to self: do not give jeffalo a remarkable paper pro and access to wasteof.money at the same time

i wish we were still hunter gatherers

four fricking pixels

what was that zelensky interview

sometimes trump makes me feel like I actually have a decent chance of running a country

anyone else hear that noise

what do blimps have to do with tires

what do fancy restaurants have to do with tires

imagine how sad the last neanderthal must have felt

9/11 deniers are funny asf to me bc they're like “jet fuel can't melt steel beams” “another, greater force must have been applied to cause it to fall” my brother in christ I think an entire boeing 767 travelling at 450 mph is enough of a greater force

why is it that whenever someone is asked to name a woman it's always one of the following:

1. their mother

2. Michelle Obama

3. Harriet Tubman

4. Amelia Earhart

5. Helen Keller

Are these the women of all time

we reached a point in the past where meme culture openly acknowledged the absurdity of the memes of the time when surreal memes were popular and now we live in a time where such memes are the norm

whoever posted that first quandale dingle image must feel like they opened pandoras box

I feel like meme images and their captions have become so detached from one another that they're just two separate jokes bc the average instagram reels meme goes like “when u n twin rizzing fine shyt bruzz huzz culturally relevant slang” and the image is just a stock photo of a snail

deez nuts

deny defend depose