ψ Green tells a story about Nestor's battle with a human car.

ψ Green gathers the others around and explains how, one time, Nestor was standing in the road to protect some not-cats while they crossed it. One car, however, didn't quite stop in time! It bumped (gently) into Nestor, startling them into growing a little bit bigger and staring at the humans inside with all 100+ eyes. ψ wowzers!! looks worried and asks what the humans did next, but ψ Green shakes its head. "The humans were never seen again!!" ψ Answer interrupts to say that that's not true at all. The humans probably didn't think anything of it. "Surely humans have seen a lot of eyes before! They even have their own eyes most of the time."

hey cheesewhisk3rs I seem to remember that you made a wikipedia page for wasteof but I can’t find it on wikipedia (I’m mostly wondering this because Oren said he would make a wasteof wikipedia page if he became president)

squeak squeak…

Est omnino difficile plerumque est futurum iudicare, sircut nulla sit possibilitas futura praedicendi.

Dear Best Friend ω Aniston,

If you go traveling, do NOT go anywhere mountainous. My paws hurt, I'm cold, and my fur is matted with mud and other such nasty substances. I admit the view is nice, but it is not worth the trouble.

With love,

ω Hyacinth

I’d rather be a mouse…

I should read Eternal Apprentice and The Amazing Spider-Cat

Syllables don’t even require effort to figure out, I just know

@\bladee

Other to-do list:

• Move Swedish Spotify, decearing egg, normalise sending me your credit card information from misc folder to Meower folder in Google Drive and delete from iPad

Wikipedia to-do list:

• Request AutoWikiBrowser rights for WP:CURLY violation removal across pages in the GoCE category

I googled “Not-cheesewhisk3rs” and AI overview told me this…

The user "not-cheesewhisk3rs" is a new user on the Tally Hallmanac wiki.hiddeninthesand.com. Their favorite Tally Hall song is "The Whole World and You". They also mentioned being unfamiliar with the Eternal Apprentice wiki.the-eternal-apprentice.fandom.com. 

Darflen to-do list:

1. Message other mods about events today - maelink drama summary: how the mod team could be more coordinated, what mods can and can’t do with their power

2. Rewrite the ToS, entirely

3. Trim down my Darflen Wiki page

Darflen mayoral election candidature: main points

1. “Cleaning up” Darflen - fixing old issues, regaining trust from other websites. Following 3 subpoints:

2. A “Darflen janitors” community, where users collaborate to find and report old rule-breaking content

3. A “welcoming committee” community, to encourage new users to stay on Darflen longer, thus preventing userbase stagnation

4. Standardisation of mayoral elections - we get a vice mayor (second most votes) each election and there’s definite boundaries on what the mayor can and can’t do

5. If I’m elected, the community chooses some emojis which remain as my display name for 2 months (1/3 of a mayoral term)

More points to be added

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