mods need to make a username filter, also i can’t believe @penis has lasted so long without getting banned
Hypothetical scenario time!
You are asked for the current time. How would you answer if you wanted to give it in the worst way to understand possible? (Be creative)
And the award of the cutest sleeping slugcat goes to . . . The Guide!
"Cyanide? In this establishment? Under my supervision? Preposterous! How dare thee accuse me of such felonies as smuggling cyanide, especially under the seventh floorboard left in the kitchen! I would never, never, hide such dangerous substances and perform illegal activities with it! This accusation of crime is in the greatest degree of disgraceful. You should be ashamed to believe I have dissimulated cyanide in my house. Just don't check the kitchen please."
I was brutally backstabbed, impaled, burnt, shot, maimed and grated by my math exam :3
Today is a day where I can actually enjoy the day:
Woke up late
Slugcat.
Spinning with a cape
I found a CD I liked that I couldn't play (due to my CD player not working) somewhere else, namely on the internet, so I was able to listen to that
There should be more songs made of wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa
Someone should send the entire wo.m database on a satellite to Proxima Centauri to serve as the last trace of humanity when we’ll be long extinct and eventually the Sun will engulf us