Hello
This will be my pinned post idk I guess, I’ll delete & redo this one day
You can find me almost nowhere on the Internet, where I usually go by the username cheesewhisk3rs or Not-cheesewhisk3rs (very intuitive I know)
My name’s just that but I also have other names (I collect names just like I collect minerals)
tallyhall is my life
You may slap me with a wet trout if a make a major mistake but usually I’d prefer to just discuss it
Sometimes i type horribly,,. on PUR.POSE!!!!!, and sometimes by accident
(this also depends on who I’m talking to)
Uh yeah this isn’t much of a list
Update: it has been moved to “Wikipedia philosophy phenomenon” (and the redirect will probably be deleted so R.I.P. any chance of a “Philosophy (Wikipedia article)” on Wikipedia) but the article is better than ever, I’m so proud it has avoided deletion for ~2 days
Bro does not understand how Wikipedia works
Firstly, I already made a draft, located at User:Not-cheesewhisk3rs/wasteof.money
Secondly, good luck finding the SIGCOV
As President, I will:
Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!
Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!
Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!
Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!
Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!
Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!
Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!
Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!
Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!
End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!
Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!
Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!
Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!
Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!
Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!
I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.
I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!
I didn't know Nestor was “dubiously corporeal”…
Anyways today I'll try to obtain not-cat #888888
NOT THE CHEESE #JUSTICEFORJAMIE
ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/2)
I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.
Wasteof is a proud platform, and I am happy to be running for this prominent position.
But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?
Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will make your life better for all wasteof-ers.
Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all tax free.
Speaking of taxes, all taxes will be optional in my administration and tax evasion will be completely legal (except for Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet, they will instead receive a 50% mandatory tax increase).
Elon Musk will be forced to change his company X to Twitter again as let’s be honest, that’s really cringe of him ngl.
Piracy will be made legal. Remember, if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing. Keep that in mind.
Housing will be completely free. No rent or mortgages, just ask for a house and you get one for free completely paid for by the state. Come on guys, it’s 2025, I think we all know that housing is a basic human right at this point.
PART 1/2 COMPLETED. PART 2 WILL COME TOMORROW
VOTE KYLETECH FOR PRESIDENT!
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
-Isaac Asimov
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
Today I am doing a policy speedrun to fulfil every manifesto promise I haven’t completed yet. Each point number from my manifesto is in square brackets:
We’ve gotten the Oxford English dictionary to change the spelling of “enclosure” to “inclosure,” [2] meaning the acronym of the FBI is now Funny Baboon Inclosure. [3]
We have renamed New York to New York New York, so with its state its New York New York New York. [7]
Bologna has been criminalised [9] and decriminalised. [10]
Everyday is now Independence Day! [13]
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal "bodeboop". A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready… Start! [14]
Our flag now has a cool dragon on it. [18]
The national motto is now “E Pluribus Unum? I hardly know ‘em!” [22]
The Supreme Court is now the Soup Meme Court. [23]
Gerrymandering is legal only if your name is Gerry. [24]
Tax fraud is OK sometimes but the IRS won’t tell you when and why. [25]
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
Did my one comment cause everyone to want to overthrow the glorious auriali?
Oh no :(
BlinkAndYouCrash v1.02 is here!
It may be a year overdue, but BAYC just got touchscreen support. I implore you to try it out on your smartphone; it might be more fun than playing with a mouse! I find it works best if you use a portrait orientation, go into fullscreen in the options, and scrub your finger along the bottom during play.
Speaking of fullscreen, the mouse experience has been improved, too. Mouse control now magnifies relative to the game screen, so you move just as fast no matter what. Will this be the last update? Who knows.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/926078
https://doubledenial.itch.io/blinkandyoucrash
I managed to skip Two Wuv by Tally Hall (one of the worst tallyhall songs in my opinion) in about 1.5 seconds yesterday. That’s 1.5 seconds to recognise the song, turn on my phone (which was off but already in my hand) and click skip. I’ve had a lot of practice but that’s my personal record.