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Hello

This will be my pinned post idk I guess, I’ll delete & redo this one day

  • You can find me almost nowhere on the Internet, where I usually go by the username cheesewhisk3rs or Not-cheesewhisk3rs (very intuitive I know)

  • My name’s just that but I also have other names (I collect names just like I collect minerals)

  • tallyhall is my life

  • You may slap me with a wet trout if a make a major mistake but usually I’d prefer to just discuss it

  • Sometimes i type horribly,,. on PUR.POSE!!!!!, and sometimes by accident

  • (this also depends on who I’m talking to)

  • Uh yeah this isn’t much of a list

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Just listened to the winning Eurovision song (I was doing other things for half the time it was on TV) it’s actually really good

i was patrolling recent changes on Wikipedia for vandalism but i wasn’t cruel enough to revert this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kitten_(disambiguation)&curid=19486704&diff=1291537684&oldid=1188121014

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WARNING!

DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SAY 8647, WHETHER IT’S ONLINE, AS A JOKE, IN PUBLIC, IN PRIVATE, OR ANYWHERE ELSE REGARDLESS OF THE CONTEXT, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE LOCKED UP.

To understand what 8647 means, here’s the following:

86 = To kill

47 = The 47th president, Donald Trump

8647 = To kill the 47th president, Donald Trump

This is something James Comey, the former FBI director, has posted on his Instagram, and complimented on that same post. If anyone writes or says 8647 on any post or place whatsoever, you are threatening to murder Trump, which is actually a federal crime in the United States. It doesn’t matter whether you absolutely hate Trump or not, you should never threaten to kill the president or any political figure, or even anybody else for that matter.

Comey did try to backtrack it by saying that he didn’t know it was political, however, it doesn’t matter for 2 reasons:

  1. He did know better as he learned code words/numbers during his time as an FBI director, so he knows almost every code and meaning, including the term 8647. This is a lie and a sad attempt to get out of potential legal charges being pressed against him.

  2. Even if James Comey was honest in that following post (which he wasn’t), it doesn’t matter. Even if he didn’t mean to threaten the president, he still did anyways, which means this now needs to be taken seriously in order to protect the president’s safety and ensure that this doesn’t go without consequences.

Thank you for your time, and follow us for more.

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Oh yeah if you have a Pixel Cat's End account play some starball it's leaf day

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The best trio ever is the Bad Boys (Grian, Jimmy, Joel)

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I have a lot of good friends who I don't see much and so unfortunately I spend most of my time that I allocate for friends with people who aren’t really my friends

I’m fighting the USA by using “logical quotation marks”, and fighting the UK by not calling them “British quotations”.

I’m Not to Blame =D

-evil cheesewhisk3rs in 1966

I am a magical fish!

Wait a second… “is this a video?”

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy

Why is uploading a file to Wikimedia Commons so complicated like I want to upload this one file and the website just goes “we’ll send you an email to your employer and” or “was this the work of NASA or has the author died for more than 70 years?” or something like that 😭😭

hello earthlings its jeffalo and today i have something that i think will ✨pulls heartstrings✨: W H E N T H ‘ I N P O S T E R I S S U S

i also have a cool image to show you all!

and remember kids: slavery is bad

Weekly trending 101:

  1. Become jeffalo (or someone else popular)

  2. Say something that ✨️pulls heartstrings✨

  3. Share cool photos

  4. M E M E S

  5. Popular opinion that literally everyone on wasteof.money shares

👍

Edit: i guess we adding venting to this list too

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