The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
Food hot take #11: Fizzy drinks suck. The fizziness ruins the taste of the actual flavour. Squash is clear.
Also of course they are extremely unhealthy and some artificial sweeteners have links to cancer
1 Month on from my last food hot take…
Ignorance is bliss. Some days, I would like to go back in time and never have any of the controversy every happen.
And yet, it made me better as a person. I now innately understand why and how the internet sucks, and I can try to actively fight against it.
I understand why some people don’t like me for trying to go against the grain, but it’s obviously much better on many levels to do it this way.
I want to make a YouTube video explaining the reasons why the internet sucks, and how I would go about fixing it.
I love how people don’t like anything even remotely logical online. It’s like the internet is tuned against trying to understand all sides of an issue.
It leans very, very heavily towards tribalism. I’ve seen it a lot. It’s because you have a lot of choice about who you associate with, so you usually choose someone who agrees with you.
This tribalism leads to you always thinking that you’re right (because you’re only listening to people who agree with you constantly).
That’s one of the big reasons why i personally try to follow and interact with everyone. I don’t want to be surrounded by yes-men all the time. I need people to disagree with me.
This lack of negative feedback is one of the biggest problems with the internet. And like I said, it comes from the choice you have about who you listen to.
So really, the huge connected network of the internet (which connects billions of people) really leads to less communication between groups, less sharing and debating, and more tribalism.
Instead of hearing from everyone on earth, you only hear from the people you agree with. You just hear from more of them, not less.
Basically, one of the big reasons the internet sucks is because most people choose to only hear from people they agree with.
I just beat Magnus Carlsen in chess
I am actually really good at chess so magnus invited me around his house for a 1v1. When I got round his house, I saw his indimitating setup in his chess room as he had layed out maths books to remind me of my tragic incident last week, but I was cool as a cucumber.
The chess match started, and I immediately had him on the ropes with taking a few of his pawns with my bishop. He started to play aggressive though, and I had an idea
The dertermenter double sacrifice. Like genius, I sacrificed my queen and a rook, all to create space to put his king into check. After a fake with my knight to make sure his king couldn’t move, I checked his king, and won.
A moment of greatness where I, dertermenter, beat the #1 chess player. From maths exam shitter to chess grandmaster.
Afterwards he stood in silence, stunned. I glazed on, pondering how he would react.
After a while, he stood on the table where we were playing chess, pointed at me, and announced “that man is the greatest of all time!”
I told him not to state the obvious.
i should just start blatantly stealing content from others and posting them
Wait, done that (with 25 likes) 
i should just start blatantly stealing content from others and posting them
i should just start blatantly stealing content from others and posting them 
i should just start blatantly stealing content from others and posting them
One of the best and most interesting posters to this site, we do really appreciate your effort to wasteof.money even if you don’t always think it.
Thank you everyone for 200 followers!!!
It’s been a crazy, rocky ride to get here but I love every one of you! wasteof.money is my favorite site ever, and I just want to thank everyone because you’re all so nice. Hopefully I can win over the people who aren’t following me in the year ahead! And thank you @jeffalo for making this site, I really love it!
Here’s to 200 more!
Massive thanks to you as well, owen! This has been a battle that will go down in the wasteof.money history books for decades. You’re sportsmanship and skill levels in all fields of play are admirable, and we can now call this rivarly over.
Hey everyone! It's Owen here, and I have some exciting news to share with all of you. The past few weeks have been a wild ride, filled with challenges, twists, and incredible moments. From the courtroom drama to the intense boxing match and epic Fortnite battle, it's been an adventure.
I want to thank each and every one of you for your amazing support. Your comments, vibes, and belief in me have been incredible. You've kept me going and motivated throughout this journey.
These experiences have taught me valuable life lessons. I've learned about resilience, perseverance, and staying true to myself. I'm grateful for the growth they've brought.
A shout-out to @dertermenter for pushing me to my limits. Our rivalry brought out the best in both of us. Let's remember that gaming is about connections and enjoying the thrill together.
More adventures, challenges, and unforgettable moments await us. Stay tuned for the journey ahead.
In the virtual or real world, let's be kind, respectful, and supportive. Together, we'll create an inclusive gaming community.
Thank you for being part of this incredible ride. You all rock!
Stay awesome, keep gaming, and never stop chasing your dreams! 
Whilst other billionaires are taking Ls
This billionaire continues to take Ws
Elon Musk says terms like “cisgender”and “cis” are now considered “slurs” on Twitter and will not be tolerated.
Thoughts?
EDIT: Elon never said that you can't say the word. He said that repeated harassment would be banned. The only thing he said about the word cis is that it was considered a slur. You can still say many slurs on Twitter (such as the N word)
Watching Ninja to get ready for tomorrows Fortnite build-battle against @owenatheltic as todays boxing match unfairly ended in a draw
I am READY to smash @owenathletic and perish him once and for all!
Absolutely fuming
We conviently didn’t have the court case I would easily win as the judge had a stroke beforehand.
Despite this, I outplayed and outclassed Owen, I KOd him twice cleanly whilst his 2 KOs were scammy and biased.
Landed hit after hit, defended like prime ramos, but despise this it was somehow a draw
Scam in plain sight
Hey everyone! The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived. Today was the big court day, and let me tell you, it was quite an eventful showdown with Dertermenter.
As we stepped into the boxing ring, tension filled the air. It was a battle of determination, resilience, and a whole lot of adrenaline. Both of us gave it our all, throwing punches, dodging blows, and dancing around the ring. The crowd was on their feet, cheering and gasping with every move we made.
But here's the twist—after an intense match, it ended in a draw! Yes, you heard it right. Our skills were so evenly matched that neither of us could claim victory. It was an incredible display of athleticism and sportsmanship.
Now, you might be wondering, what happens next? Well, according to the unique rules set forth by Dertermenter's country, a draw in the boxing match leads us to the next stage—the Fortnite 1v1 build-battle. It seems destiny has its own plans for us.
So, my friends, the battle continues in the virtual world. We'll be gathering our Fortnite skills, constructing towering structures, and engaging in an epic battle of wits and strategy. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.
I want to thank each and every one of you for your unwavering support throughout this journey. Your messages, comments, and positive vibes have meant the world to me. I couldn't have faced this challenge without you.
Keep being amazing, my friends!
Getting warmed up for the court hearing tomorrow.
Honestly, I’m not nervous. I know that @owenathletic is in the mud and that my evidence and backing will get me through this.
Thank you to all my supporters (@reid, @imadeanaccount, @esben and more) that can see the awful crime @owenatheltic has committed.
To Owen - enjoy your day today. It will be the last time you can before I expose and jail you.
Dear @owenatheltic,
I will sue you for plagarism. This is a violation to my human rights and also offensive to how much this incident has affected me. Please take this post down immediately or you will face major consequences.
I will see you in court,
Dertermenter
EDIT: if owenatheltic has done any more crimes, then please comment under this post explaining them! We gonna sue this motherfucker for all of his crimes
Hey there, everyone! Owen here, ready to share a little story that's guaranteed to make you laugh. 
So, picture this: I'm sitting in my math exam, trying to solve those mind-boggling equations, when suddenly, I feel a rumble in my stomach. Uh-oh, not a good sign! But being the daredevil that I am, I thought I could hold it in. Boy, was I wrong!
As the minutes passed, my stomach growled louder than a hungry bear. I was in deep trouble. Panic started to set in, and I could swear the invigilators were giving me suspicious glances. But little did they know the epic battle happening inside me.
I desperately tried to focus on the exam, but the pressure was unbearable. I couldn't hold it any longer. In a moment of sheer clumsiness, I dropped my pen. And guess what? That was the tipping point!
In a disastrous turn of events, my bodily functions decided to go full blast. It was like a scene out of a comedy movie, but definitely not one you'd want to be in. My trousers and pants were no match for the force of nature happening down there.
The chaos that followed was something straight out of a wild dream. Shit went flying, desks were covered, and the horrified screams echoed through the exam hall. I may have unintentionally turned it into a real-life Jackson Pollock masterpiece. Oops!
My bathroom mishap during the exam led to unexpected consequences. Lesson learned: always be prepared. Embrace the absurdity and create unforgettable moments together! Stay awesome, my friends! 
Hey guys another update here!
I’ve touched down in North Carolina with my girlfriend and we have just got inside our caravan where we will be staying. If reeks of shit, just like the shit I did on that maths test a few days back, but it’s so cosy!
Yo @oren wanna meet up tomorrow?
EDIT: my girlfriend doesn’t like North Carolina anymore since there is no Burger King nearby (if i knew that was her favourite fast food restuarant I wouldn’t have got with her) I am now going to Canada instead, hopefully this caravan won’t combust!
Good news!
I met up with my crush today (I was wearing a ski mask) at the sewer treatment centre (seemed the most suitable place) I apologised and she laughed it off, especially with my jokes like “you got shat on like a shit shotgun”
We are now going out, however I told her I’m fleeing to North Carolina (@oren’s state, he said it’s good) and now she is coming with me! What a result, and I’m sure I will now live happily ever after!