The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
This is deadass one of the funniest posts I’ve seen like imagine taking time out of your day to create this criminal map
This is a map of all of these countries that also have direct flights to America - perfect for fleeing the crime.
Out of all of these, I think Togo or Cote d’Ivoire would be the most safe for escaping if you’re willing to live in an undeveloped place, as they’re unlikely to be very able to collaborate with police. You can just kind of disappear pretty easily. But you’d have to book a visa in advance.
The nicest option would be Morocco or the gulf states, but both are more likely and more able to work with America.
I’m not a criminal I promise
Map of countries that don’t have an extradition treaty with the US, but do allow somewhat easy travel from there. If you’re going to commit a crime and flee, go to one of these places.
Green is actually visa-free, red you have to obtain some kind of visa. Grey means you can’t go there without risk of being sent back to America.
Which country do you think would be the best? Personally, I think Senegal or Morocco.
if your first thought of someone unfairly dying was “this quote is ironic” or “rip bozo” etc than you’re a genuinely terrible person.
I don’t give a shit on political views when it comes to political violence. Political violence is never okay.
RIP Charlie Kirk
Also Israel struck Yemen today, killing 30 people. absolutely terrible news. If anyone has any reliable/good ways for me to actually help out with the genocide please let me know.
Bro does not know what he’s on about 
name me 1 football jersey that has an obstructive sponsor that isn’t from the Colombian third division
Hot take? Soccer/Football jerseys suck. All modern football jerseys are just advertisements, which look corny and ugly. Sports like basketball, baseball, American football, etc have clean and simple jersey designs. Yet football jerseys are so obtrusive with all their sponsorships.
I kinda want to get into football (soccer) jerseys - they seem really cool and you can collect ones from different countries
Proud to announce that I just made an entire first-person shooter game just by vibe coding which is so much fun XD
it’s just way easier, relaxing and is a blast seeing the hard work come to life!
Tyler, the creator is someone who music I love but can’t stand as a person.
constantly bitching on twitter + he’s extremely ugly and punch-able.
Just listened to the new JID and whilst it does drop off a bit (particularly in the 3rd quarter) it’s another great album to come out this year.
What’s are your favourite albums to come out this year?
By The Wasted Onion: Charlie Kirk To Start Debating 8-Year-Olds After Losing Too Many Debates To College Kids
PHOENIX, AZ—Standing stoically in a video posted to his X/Twitter account Friday, Turning Point USA Founder and President Charlie Kirk announced he will begin debating 8-year-olds after losing one too many debates against college-aged kids. “As you all know, the radical left has been brainwashing our greatest minds for years now, those being that of 8-year-olds. I plan to go into elementary schools across the nation and confront their liberal propaganda head on to undo the damage and let them see the truth that conservatism is the future America needs and deserves, especially after how my ass was handed to me by sleep deprived college students,” said Mr. Kirk in a video with an elementary school in the background. “I don’t think you understand the true danger of transgender ideology being pushed by the woke liberal mind virus in your school. Don’t you see the constant stream of transgenderism around you in this establishment?” said the political pundit to an 8-year-old staring blankly at him while asking when he can leave to play with his friends in the playground. At press time, Charlie Kirk was seen yelling at a group of second graders painting rainbows in art class that they were “liberal shills” before being escorted out by security.
This stories headline was written and suggested by @dertermenter, thank you!
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Trump Posts Entirety Of ‘I Just Shat Myself In My Maths Exam’ On Truth Social
RIP Wasteof Gaming tournament then, you aren’t winning little bro
You have to vote for us to make this happen though, we won’t do it if we’re not elected
Hey guys I’m thinking of running a wasteof gaming tournament- idc what it is could be jackbox, ow2, valorant, smash brothers, but I need to know how many people are interested. Like and repost so this can reach more people and if you want comment what game you would be interested in so I can sort out what we should do
Current leader-board made by me - I have not yet got rid of votes from the new rule (as i feel like it may change as it should do) but @kiwi is in the lead.
Another reminder that people who voted for @tallpeter can now change their vote due to his tragic death.
Your kinds words to TallPeter have all been heart-warming to see - it’s special how the community here has came together during this time of grief.
Thank you to all. #StandUpOrStandDown
To TallPeter - I’m not sure if you will ever read this, but I hope you do.
You were not only an amazing partner to be with, but you were always an amazing friend. You made me laugh through the storms and the rainbows, You always looked out for me when I was at my highest or lowest (which was still pretty high due to our amazing heights!) I still will never forget when you gave me some of your Snickers bar after I had dropped my EggMcMuffin.
Me being elected vice president for the TallPeter party was the best day of my life so far - what we achieved together in a unified and fair way in the midst of a rigged election I hope will be inspirational for generations.
To TallPeter - I love you (not in a gay way) and will always miss you. I will see you on the other side soon.
Whilst the TallPeter party is now over, for one last time, say it loud and proud - STAND UP OR STAND DOWN!
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.