@dertermenter

The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

I like the new version of Owen as I actually understand the football quotes but for everyone else they probably don’t know what the fuck he’s on about

Ranking Kanye Albums (so far):

1st: The College Dropout - 10

2nd: Late Registration - 10

3rd: MBDTF - 9

4th: Kids See Ghosts - 9

5th: Graduation - 9

6th: Yeezus - 8

7th: 808s & Heartbreak - 8

8th: Ye - 7

9th: TLOP - 7

10th: Jesus is King - 5

11th: Vultures 1 - 3

12th: Vultures 2 - 2

Need to relisten to:

Watch The Throne

Donda

this doesn’t make sense how is the most successful football club who currently has mbappe bellingham vinicius etc etc “falling apart”?

my appeal on scratch got rejected, dang

I’M HIM

KSI’s new song is fucking fire - it would be the best song this decade if it wasn’t for the smash hit “mask” by dream.

hate it that people are hopping on the hate train.

fuck danTDM and his minecraft fanboys Lunchly for the win had it for lunch today and it’s the best lunch ever

Thanks for 100 followers! That’s cheered me up after the Diddy exclusion from school yesterday and me getting kicked out the Diddy party for unspeakable acts…

Okay look whilst his discrogrpahy is pretty trash I do have KSI on my playlist, and I find that embarrasing as it’s “youtuber music”

on that subject I think “god church” by ricegum is a good song, but it’s not on my playlist. The rest of his music is mid or extreme trash.

I just got excluded from school

Basically I was in school and I, being a dumbass, did something really stupid. So I’m sure by now you’ve heard about the Diddy protest, a protest that on the 19th of September, 11AM at any timezone, people walk out of school in support for Diddy, a rapper who was DEFINITELY unfairly arrested this week for sex related incidents!

So, as I’m a huge fan of Diddy, knowing his 100% innocence, I did what’s right and walked out of school, with all the lads cheering me on and supporting me when I did this brave act. I was a hero.

I managed to walk home, with in the middle of my walk I bumped into a 60 year old wearing a T-shirt with a confederate flag, who said “Argh (it was also “speak like a pirate day” today) you did the Diddy protest? Here’s some candy, kid!” which made my day. Anyway, I was home and thought I was all safe.

However, it all went to pieces - the school called my parents and told what had happened. Unfortunately, as my parents are dumbasses, they agreed with the school I was in the wrong and went ballistic at me. Then they calmed down and told me calmly I had been excluded.

First I was livid, but then I realised what an idiot I had been. Everyone loves Diddy just as much as the next guy, but walking out of school for him when he doesn’t know me like that was so stupid of me, and I paid the price. Hey, at least I’m going to a Diddy party tonight!

My future is ruined.

No, he isn’t.

The TikTok he posted saying it was fake showing fat Nikocado is obviously pre-recorded.

On one of his “thin Nick” posts a week ago there’s a UFC billboard in the background with the date 14/9, and that’s when that UFC thing was.

He’s always two steps ahead.

Name a better EP than to whoever wants to hear.

Oh wait, you can’t

This post worked well since it got people to just say their favourite albums lmao

Name a better album than The College Dropout.

Ah wait, you can’t.

i didn’t realise how privileged i was in 2017-2019 to be watching Messi and Ronaldo when they were elite, especially Ronaldo in the 2018 world cup

THAT freekick versus Spain is one of the only moments I remember exactly where I was when it happened.