The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
Tall Peter can juggle 3 bitches at once as he’s a ladies magnet due to his TOWERING HEIGHT, yet the BIASED and RIGGED and FRADULENT wastedonion doesn’t mention that? does it.
VOTE FOR TALL PETER TO BAN THIS TERRIBLE NEWS SOURCE. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
FDA Recalls 3 Oranges To Prove They Can Juggle
https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-3-oranges-to-prove-they-can-juggle/
Despite the exaggerations, we are still a length above all the other candidates - and wasteof bums will still needs those platform shoes we are giving out to all users to be the height of Tall Peter! We aren’t a charity, yet we are giving out these free shoes FOR YOU.
This is a party FOR THE PEOPLE. NOT FOR WAFFLES, NOT FOR WASTEOF MERCH. FOR YOU GUYS
SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD - STAND UP OR STAND DOWN!
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Its true. I apologize for my misleading claims about my height. The fact still stands that I am above the average human. I hope my supporters can realize this and continue to support me after this. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
How tall is @tallpeter?
This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:
The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.
Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.
Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!
While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!
Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!
#StandDown #Notmypeter
I would like to apologise to my previous posts to @kiwi - some comments did cross the line with charged language and insults, joke or not.
The PeterDert party respects everyone - even short kings like Kiwi - we respect them so much that we are giving all short kings platform shoes to their avatars so they can be as cool as Tall Peter!
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Do you really want a president who can’t take small insults and doesn’t shrug them off?
Tall Peter doesn’t let unconstructive negative comments get to him - they don’t reach him due to his amazing and fantastic tallness!
#StandUpOrStandDown
#PeterDert2025
Denouncing the fatphobic and wrong critics is just something my honour does! #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
This is FALSE NEWS perpetrated by the Crooked Kiwis and mass media. My belly is perfectly average for a man of my tall stature, and these accusations that I am sponsored by Diabetes is pure propaganda put out by the crooks to try and ruin our campaign. Quite frankly, I think theyre just jealous that they are SHORT.
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Don’t you have a beer belly???
Tall peter is a corrupt politician bought and paid for by diabetes!
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth
Did you guys see this? Is this who you want as your president? A man who cannot even walk without stumbling? How would he hold wasteof without stumbling. I, TallPeter, would never fall thanks to my long legs and amazing athleticness. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
I may have a beer belly but I do have the most spankable batty out of any candidate…
If you vote for TallPeter guys you can climb a ladder and get a spank of this meaty sensation #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Don’t you have a beer belly???
Tall peter is a corrupt politician bought and paid for by diabetes!
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WASTEOF SERVER
Kiwi has just been caught talking about his despicable plans in the wasteof discord server to @han
However @han saw the danger and is now voting for @tallpeter!
Be like Han and vote for Tall Peter today #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
I am honoured and humbled to be the Vice President of @tallpeter - now the hard work begins!
I would like to formally announce I have picked @dertermenter as my VP and running mate in the forthcoming election.
He is a great representation of the TallPeter Agenda and I believe he will contribute greatly to our future, tall-ran wasteof.
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
I would like to apologise - I got Oren mixed up with Sliverus!
VOTE FOR @oren and bring back THAT iconic post!
wasn’t this the same guy who said to a starving malnourished ethiopian child if he could take a look at the child’s “Rodger Todger” please don’t vote for this creep guys!
We have a once in a lifetime chance to take wasteof to the next level! To make sure it stays amazing, welcoming, and full of cool people, and grows to its highest potential, VOTE FOR OREN!!!
As President, I will:
Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!
Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!
Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!
Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!
Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!
Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!
Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!
Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!
Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!
End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!
Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!
Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!
Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!
Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!
Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!
I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.
I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!
wasn’t this the same guy who said to a starving malnourished ethiopian child if he could take a look at the child’s “Rodger Todger” please don’t vote for this creep guys!
We have a once in a lifetime chance to take wasteof to the next level! To make sure it stays amazing, welcoming, and full of cool people, and grows to its highest potential, VOTE FOR OREN!!!
As President, I will:
Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!
Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!
Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!
Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!
Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!
Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!
Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!
Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!
Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!
End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!
Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!
Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!
Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!
Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!
Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!
I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.
I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!