The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
It’s such a shame where you see people you used to fuck with grow up into goons.
Really good mockup just wish it was made more clear that mybearworld is a member
(This is also my only issue with the scratch membership profiles)
WAIT WTF SINCE WHEN???
I didn’t know since no one was talking about it as no one gives a shit 
ts is getting so boring now put the fries in the bag bro 
PRESIDENT KIWI RESURRECTED; SUBSEQUENTLY ATTACKED BY TERRORIST AND KILLED AGAIN
Once again, we have received a small amount of news from the survivors currently on the deserted island. To our shock, this radio message was sent from the president @kiwi, who was suspected to be killed by @toaks only a few days ago. “Hi guys, it’s Kiwi here, I got resurrected a little bit ago and thought I would tell you so you don’t replace my position in government with someone unfit for it, like a serial killer or something idk.” His statement of his new health was quickly cut off by an unknown person. However, the radio message was accompanied by this picture. Though it is only speculation on this reporter’s part, it is clear that Toaks has killed Kiwi a second time.
If you’re STILL using the production version of wasteof going into the big 26, you gotta go pal.
RIP Bozo rest in piss you won’t be missed
PRESIDENT KIWI MISSING IN ACTION
Late last night, disaster struck our great president @kiwi. Shortly after departing the airport on a charity trip with the national treasurer @toaks and the executive executioner @adventuremase, communication with the president’s plane stopped. Reports from shortly before communications cut suggests Toaks may have attempted to take control of the plane, with the intention of performing “a triple backwards barrelroll,” and immediately crashed the plane. We are currently working to re-establish communication with any survivors.
Genuinely disgusting, this is America not the Middle East. Why do elementary school kids need to learn Middle Eastern numbers? Mandani should be deported!
Breaking: Zohran Mamdani is expected to require ALL New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals 
Finally tried the new feastables formula. Better than the last one (which was one of the worst tasting chocolates I’ve had) but the new one is just incredibly average and a lot worse than Dairy Milk, Milka, Galaxy, Lindt etc
I don’t like feastables, don’t believe jimmy when he glazes it saying how it’s the best chocolate bar ever.
I am happy and optimistic from this development as I await for further information.
Tall Peter deserves justice.
Attention money wasters: The KiwiLate Police Department has caught TallPeter’s killer. We’ll reveal their identity sometime within the next week.
My Twitter feed is full of British people slandering our decision today to see Palestine as an independence state. This is a good change - the only problem is that it should have happened ages ago and we (among with all other countries who recognised Palestine today) should have done, and should do, way more in stopping this horrific GENOCIDE (which the UK examined like 2 weeks ago that it wasn’t only for the UN to come in and say it was)
People also keep bringing up Hamas. Hamas are a terrorist organisation that killed 1139 people on October 7th, a terrible massacre. Since then, at least 1373 Palestinians have been killed.. waiting for food. One side is way worst here.