@dertermenter

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The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted

Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on

Thanks for 100 followers! That’s cheered me up after the Diddy exclusion from school yesterday and me getting kicked out the Diddy party for unspeakable acts…

Okay look whilst his discrogrpahy is pretty trash I do have KSI on my playlist, and I find that embarrasing as it’s “youtuber music”

on that subject I think “god church” by ricegum is a good song, but it’s not on my playlist. The rest of his music is mid or extreme trash.

do you all have like that one artist/band in your playlist which is different to almost everything else there and you’re embarrassed to admit you listen to them or is that just me

I just got excluded from school

Basically I was in school and I, being a dumbass, did something really stupid. So I’m sure by now you’ve heard about the Diddy protest, a protest that on the 19th of September, 11AM at any timezone, people walk out of school in support for Diddy, a rapper who was DEFINITELY unfairly arrested this week for sex related incidents!

So, as I’m a huge fan of Diddy, knowing his 100% innocence, I did what’s right and walked out of school, with all the lads cheering me on and supporting me when I did this brave act. I was a hero.

I managed to walk home, with in the middle of my walk I bumped into a 60 year old wearing a T-shirt with a confederate flag, who said “Argh (it was also “speak like a pirate day” today) you did the Diddy protest? Here’s some candy, kid!” which made my day. Anyway, I was home and thought I was all safe.

However, it all went to pieces - the school called my parents and told what had happened. Unfortunately, as my parents are dumbasses, they agreed with the school I was in the wrong and went ballistic at me. Then they calmed down and told me calmly I had been excluded.

First I was livid, but then I realised what an idiot I had been. Everyone loves Diddy just as much as the next guy, but walking out of school for him when he doesn’t know me like that was so stupid of me, and I paid the price. Hey, at least I’m going to a Diddy party tonight!

My future is ruined.

No, he isn’t.

The TikTok he posted saying it was fake showing fat Nikocado is obviously pre-recorded.

On one of his “thin Nick” posts a week ago there’s a UFC billboard in the background with the date 14/9, and that’s when that UFC thing was.

He’s always two steps ahead.

NICKACADO IS STILL FAT LMAOO

I’m not trying to make fun of him, but I find it funny how he fooled everyone

Edit: I am two steps behind

Sep 18, 2024, 8:59 PM
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Name a better EP than to whoever wants to hear.

Oh wait, you can’t

This post worked well since it got people to just say their favourite albums lmao

Name a better album than The College Dropout.

Ah wait, you can’t.

Name a better album than The College Dropout.

Ah wait, you can’t.

i didn’t realise how privileged i was in 2017-2019 to be watching Messi and Ronaldo when they were elite, especially Ronaldo in the 2018 world cup

THAT freekick versus Spain is one of the only moments I remember exactly where I was when it happened.

No fucking way

Nikocado lost weight

actually so happy for him

Watch the videos here:

https://youtu.be/HkGjoRPpWqA?si=5TQxRiBgoTc9cpay

https://youtu.be/WMTb_g6rsxY?si=2uTYTXj2XDPlzZwr

Sep 7, 2024, 9:39 AM
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SAN MARINO HAVE WON A GAME OF FOOTBALL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS!

Their second ever win!

Anyone who thinks Lebron is even that close to the fame of Ronaldo…. come on, it’s not a debate. Ronaldo clears.

Sep 5, 2024, 5:28 PM
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Hello guys I would like to name and shame @geo for putting the most abysmal take below

When life gives you lemons, trade them for oranges

a sharp knife is a safe knife

I think it’s time to let the secret out Amy ❤️

Hello I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. Owen and I broke up last week and we have decided this is the best course of action, not just for me, but for him. It was a good run everyone. I will still be posting here but less frequently due to personal reasons.

Thank you all for your understanding