The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
if your first thought of someone unfairly dying was “this quote is ironic” or “rip bozo” etc than you’re a genuinely terrible person.
I don’t give a shit on political views when it comes to political violence. Political violence is never okay.
RIP Charlie Kirk
Also Israel struck Yemen today, killing 30 people. absolutely terrible news. If anyone has any reliable/good ways for me to actually help out with the genocide please let me know.
Bro does not know what he’s on about 
name me 1 football jersey that has an obstructive sponsor that isn’t from the Colombian third division
Hot take? Soccer/Football jerseys suck. All modern football jerseys are just advertisements, which look corny and ugly. Sports like basketball, baseball, American football, etc have clean and simple jersey designs. Yet football jerseys are so obtrusive with all their sponsorships.
I kinda want to get into football (soccer) jerseys - they seem really cool and you can collect ones from different countries
Proud to announce that I just made an entire first-person shooter game just by vibe coding which is so much fun XD
it’s just way easier, relaxing and is a blast seeing the hard work come to life!
Tyler, the creator is someone who music I love but can’t stand as a person.
constantly bitching on twitter + he’s extremely ugly and punch-able.
Just listened to the new JID and whilst it does drop off a bit (particularly in the 3rd quarter) it’s another great album to come out this year.
What’s are your favourite albums to come out this year?
By The Wasted Onion: Charlie Kirk To Start Debating 8-Year-Olds After Losing Too Many Debates To College Kids
PHOENIX, AZ—Standing stoically in a video posted to his X/Twitter account Friday, Turning Point USA Founder and President Charlie Kirk announced he will begin debating 8-year-olds after losing one too many debates against college-aged kids. “As you all know, the radical left has been brainwashing our greatest minds for years now, those being that of 8-year-olds. I plan to go into elementary schools across the nation and confront their liberal propaganda head on to undo the damage and let them see the truth that conservatism is the future America needs and deserves, especially after how my ass was handed to me by sleep deprived college students,” said Mr. Kirk in a video with an elementary school in the background. “I don’t think you understand the true danger of transgender ideology being pushed by the woke liberal mind virus in your school. Don’t you see the constant stream of transgenderism around you in this establishment?” said the political pundit to an 8-year-old staring blankly at him while asking when he can leave to play with his friends in the playground. At press time, Charlie Kirk was seen yelling at a group of second graders painting rainbows in art class that they were “liberal shills” before being escorted out by security.
This stories headline was written and suggested by @dertermenter, thank you!
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Trump Posts Entirety Of ‘I Just Shat Myself In My Maths Exam’ On Truth Social
RIP Wasteof Gaming tournament then, you aren’t winning little bro 
You have to vote for us to make this happen though, we won’t do it if we’re not elected
Hey guys I’m thinking of running a wasteof gaming tournament- idc what it is could be jackbox, ow2, valorant, smash brothers, but I need to know how many people are interested. Like and repost so this can reach more people and if you want comment what game you would be interested in so I can sort out what we should do
Current leader-board made by me - I have not yet got rid of votes from the new rule (as i feel like it may change as it should do) but @kiwi is in the lead.
Another reminder that people who voted for @tallpeter can now change their vote due to his tragic death.
Your kinds words to TallPeter have all been heart-warming to see - it’s special how the community here has came together during this time of grief.
Thank you to all. #StandUpOrStandDown
To TallPeter - I’m not sure if you will ever read this, but I hope you do.
You were not only an amazing partner to be with, but you were always an amazing friend. You made me laugh through the storms and the rainbows, You always looked out for me when I was at my highest or lowest (which was still pretty high due to our amazing heights!) I still will never forget when you gave me some of your Snickers bar after I had dropped my EggMcMuffin.
Me being elected vice president for the TallPeter party was the best day of my life so far - what we achieved together in a unified and fair way in the midst of a rigged election I hope will be inspirational for generations.
To TallPeter - I love you (not in a gay way) and will always miss you. I will see you on the other side soon.
Whilst the TallPeter party is now over, for one last time, say it loud and proud - STAND UP OR STAND DOWN!
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.
holy yap
You can do that. Or you can waste better. After confirming, the website was NOT created to devise ways to waste money, it was just a funny website name. So if you want to waste time and money towards empty campaign promises that will give you nothing, go ahead. Go and try to make skittles legal tender. Go ahead and wait for your waffle. It’s not going to happen. If you want to waste time and money on things you will see, like a new app, merch, and a committee, then vote for Oren. Don’t just waste different. Waste better.
I have spoken.
#votefororen
Yes, but that’s logical thinking. Again, we’re trying to waste money here, and our plan to allow users to access wasteof.money through a Lightning to HDMI adapter is going to be as convoluted, expensive, unrealistic, and unnecessary as possible. It won’t just be a wasteof money, it’ll be a wasteof time too.
Also, you’re right - I don’t want to barter different. Therefore, vote for @kiwi and @late, and we’ll make Skittles legal tender. But we’ll also make the process of converting Skittles into money as ridiculously complicated and unnecessary as possible so that, again, it’s a waste of time and money. A net positive for this website.
The choice is clearerer.
Good news for the kiwilate Think Tank- your problems are solved. Just plug the adapter into any lighting device produced by Apple that supports it and you can access the wasteof.money site. Same goes for the Apple TV, although the ways are a lot more limited. But, if you vote for @Orenyou can access an app developed specifically for all supporting Apple devices, so you don’t need the internet browser.
#votefororen
And skittles are not supported as legal tender anywhere- so unless you’re fine with bartering different, vote @Oren. He will not only waste different, he will waste better.
(Edit: was originally a comment on @Kiwis repost)