The famous post “I shat myself in my maths exam” has been deleted
Heartbreaking. Gone but not forgotten - its memory lives on
Did you guys see this? Is this who you want as your president? A man who cannot even walk without stumbling? How would he hold wasteof without stumbling. I, TallPeter, would never fall thanks to my long legs and amazing athleticness. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
I may have a beer belly but I do have the most spankable batty out of any candidate…
If you vote for TallPeter guys you can climb a ladder and get a spank of this meaty sensation #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Don’t you have a beer belly???
Tall peter is a corrupt politician bought and paid for by diabetes!
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WASTEOF SERVER
Kiwi has just been caught talking about his despicable plans in the wasteof discord server to @han
However @han saw the danger and is now voting for @tallpeter!
Be like Han and vote for Tall Peter today #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
I am honoured and humbled to be the Vice President of @tallpeter - now the hard work begins!
I would like to formally announce I have picked @dertermenter as my VP and running mate in the forthcoming election.
He is a great representation of the TallPeter Agenda and I believe he will contribute greatly to our future, tall-ran wasteof.
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
I would like to apologise - I got Oren mixed up with Sliverus!
VOTE FOR @oren and bring back THAT iconic post!
wasn’t this the same guy who said to a starving malnourished ethiopian child if he could take a look at the child’s “Rodger Todger” please don’t vote for this creep guys!
We have a once in a lifetime chance to take wasteof to the next level! To make sure it stays amazing, welcoming, and full of cool people, and grows to its highest potential, VOTE FOR OREN!!!
As President, I will:
Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!
Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!
Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!
Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!
Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!
Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!
Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!
Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!
Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!
End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!
Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!
Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!
Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!
Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!
Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!
I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.
I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!
wasn’t this the same guy who said to a starving malnourished ethiopian child if he could take a look at the child’s “Rodger Todger” please don’t vote for this creep guys!
We have a once in a lifetime chance to take wasteof to the next level! To make sure it stays amazing, welcoming, and full of cool people, and grows to its highest potential, VOTE FOR OREN!!!
As President, I will:
Fight against Vietnamese casino gangs that are running rampant over our lovely site. In the last month, over 73% of all new accounts have gotten banned for being Vietnamese gamblers! This is unacceptable! I will work to end this onslaught with every tool at my disposal!
Boost growth, activity, and community on wasteof in two ways: Instituting rewards and a welcoming committee, as well as a pyramid scheme where you earn points by inviting your friends!
Personally invite all wasteof users to my inauguration. You’re welcome!
Also boost growth by establishing a committee to invite new people from other online communities!
Finally launch @awards! We’ve been waiting too long!
Share Turkish food with the wasteof.money community (best cuisine ever)!!
Work to launch a wasteof merchandise store!
Launch an official page on wikipedia™ for wasteof!
Fight drama by discouraging those who cause it, and creating incentives to not be dramatic! I will create a new “citizens peace board” whose job is to discourage drama!
End the unjust treatment of famous works of art such as dertermenter’s famous math exam post!
Make it easier for new accounts to gain followers by starting the practice of reposting a featured post every week, and engaging with new posts every day!
Increase patriotism on wasteof by creating an official wasteof flag and national anthem!
Support the growth of the wasteof discord server!
Do everything I can to support the launch of wasteof4 alpha to production!
Last but most importantly, I will release the wasteof app for iPhones, Macs, iPads, and Apple Watch!!!
I will be instituting a weekly press conference where I share updates with my administration and team on all of these things.
I will start working on these things as soon as I am inaugurated. So, I would like to humbly ask you to VOTE FOR OREN!!
what the fuck is this lmao
people either despise this movie or bring it up at every opportunity possible
there is no middle ground, for some reason
edit: turns out i’ve been proven wrong, there is a middle ground - people who never heard about this in the first place. uhhhh… i don’t know if you should consider that a good thing or not
Common Oren W
I know Israel have taken so many huge Ls in this war against Palestine but not everything they do is bad
Ok, this is just anti-Israelism and pro-Iranian by the Onion. Insinuating that the strikes were unnecessary is completely false. If Israel did not strike Iran would likely get nuclear weapons at some point. Any country that let this happen would be mind-bogglingly irresponsible.
For one thing, you already know Iran would be sharing these nukes with their militia proxies. This would put the most powerful weapons in the world in the hands of unstable actors in even more unstable countries.
It would also enable and entrench the Iranian regime. Which is actually ranked half as free as the Israeli-occupied West Bank and nearly a seventh as free as Israel itself by NGO Freedom House.
Say what you want about Israel’s past actions or tactics, but this needed to happen. The world cannot allow Iran to get nuclear weapons.
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
https://theonion.com/netanyahu-calls-iran-strikes-necessary-to-prevent-war-he-just-started/
Blaze W
Happy Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month!
People often neglect the men who have been experiencing mental health problems and they are often taught to “toughen up” or “stop being immature” and suppress their emotions instead of seeking help when they have mental problems or express what they’re going through. This can lead them to being less likely to seek help when they have mental issues, often decreasing their emotional and physical well-being, and being more likely to commit suicide. We celebrate Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month because we want to encourage men that you are not alone, you are valuable, and expressing your emotions and that you’re going through something rough or that you need help is not a sign of weakness or immaturity, but the opposite. It shows that you’re willing to break the stigma of hiding your problems and instead facing them. As we end this post, make sure you listen to these individuals and let them know that they’re seen, just as much as you would anyone else. Do not shame them for wanting speaking up for their mental health, and instead, support them. Let’s break this stigma and let them know that you’re there for them, and that they aren’t broken. 
You look like someone who should consider salads you fat fuck
To the salad stans out there - if you wake up one day and you’re genuinely craving a salad, than you need to go into rehab
“Italian dressing makes it good” it’s a SALAD so it’s C tier max - and most salads are piles of leafs which is F tier
Coleslaw is consistent food with a consistent sauce where every component matters. Mayo is good but it isn’t saving the carrots. Italian dressing is good but it’s saving the bland leafs in the salad.
Coleslaw is fucking good, has a good crunch to it and the mayo makes a delicious sauce
If you don’t like mayo than grow the fuck up
“Eat a salad” mfs are also annoying I don’t eat salads as they’re bland coleslaw isn’t bland