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another goofy status update:

turns out they’re not skiddies (bad ending)

context: they tried to rat my chromebook with spyware that collects my browser cookies, history, and passwords

but since it’s a chromebook… EPIC FAIL!! loud explosions

the malware they designed was for windows, so thank god i’m too poor to own a windows laptop :)

You know it’s a good day when you get doxxed in a Minecraft server.

May 5, 2023, 2:55 AM
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wasteof.money early 2022 era:

We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun

— Winnie the Pooh

status update:

i got him demoted and banned lmfao

he keeps crying about it and raging :)

he’d casually dox people like “shut up [ip]”

You know it’s a good day when you get doxxed in a Minecraft server.

You know it’s a good day when you get doxxed in a Minecraft server.

bro i was a dev on a minecraft server, and i was making stuff and people actually liked me as a staff

and then i was demoted for “laziness”

like, i was active every 2 days bro, is that not enough?

i used ai to make it write me 5k lines of code that has hundreds of bugs.

there are some girls behind me talking about how they're going to use AI tO wRiTe tHeIr aRt HiStOrY aSsIgNmEnT.

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mayo isn’t that bad bruh

Mayonnaise is really terrible. It's the worst food item on earth IMO.

“cuh” and “brudder”

What are words more cringe than “scratch”? (a lot find it cringe, so what words are even more cringe?)

Current words suggested by users: Bussin, Robux, Fortnite, fam, UwU, homie, discord, Ohio, brudder

Apr 25, 2023, 2:54 PM
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honestly, i’d like it more if it wasn’t popular. it’s nice to have it as a small community :)

In 10 years when wasteof is famous maybe someone will see this post on the Wayback Machine

“my wife” ☠

Walter White

Find what you love and let it kill you.

relatable

I can play hypixel at school in 1.8.9

Lol I just got all versions of Minecraft working on my school laptop 💀

just discovered capslock on chromeos

and a bunch of other keyboard shortcuts i never knew about

eid mubarak to any muslims out there 🥳

i myself as a muslim lost a LOT of weight from fasting lmao

“nah you can’t be talkin’ because you tried to google your father and got ‘404: Page not found” 🤓