*clears throat*
*slams table*
*chugs 2 litres of petrol*
*smashes toilet with sledgehammer*
*drops 500kg bomb on bank*
Time to establish anarchy
Just picked up a severe headache from listening to my own voice for several hours.
“Oh but being homosexual isn’t natural!”
“Oh but being transgender isn’t natural!”
Look around. Look at our world. Is ANY of this natural? Were we supposed to acquire such advanced knowledge about our world? Build cities and supporting infrastructure? Develop breakthroughs in medical technology to massively increase our lifespans? Engineer new methods of transport, energy production and agriculture? Establish (admittedly flawed, some more than others) collective bodies that manage critical aspects of their country and address major issues? Research whatever is happening beyond our planet and even send lifeforms to our natural satellite, while bringing them back alive?
Is it natural for me to have just replaced your bloodstream with a blend of Pepsi, bromine, sulfuric acid and kerosene while you weren’t listening?
Displaying no emotions as the single mother of 4 watches me devour the brake discs of her 2008 Honda CR-V
Had another weird dream a couple nights ago.
The exact details are blurry (go figure), but in simple terms, everyone on the internet was trying to cancel Shotguns. As in, the firearm. No matter what social media platform I went on, or whatever online game I played, all anyone ever mentioned was “Shotguns are useless, many other guns do the same thing but way better”, “Wake up, people. Shotguns have no purpose, period.”, “Do yourself a favour and get a real gun.”, “What’s the worst type of gun and why is it a shotgun?”
I don’t know about you, but I think they might’ve hated shotguns.
When you’ve lived as long as I have, you’ll be at least 3 years old.
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I don’t know why but I’m cramming random drawings into my math book. Right below Trigonometry, Polynomials and Circular Functions you’ll find smug-faced Touhou girls with guns and incorrect body proportions.
The Minecraft movie isn’t real, do not fall for the propaganda and “influencers”. Minecraft Steve has been in hiding since 2019 following the ongoing civil war, which the media has been silencing so politicians can hide the truth. They’re getting desperate, and this live-action film adaptation is yet another distraction. Where is Minecraft Steve? We don’t know for sure, but everyone claiming to be him is a paid actor, an unpaid actor, or both. Wake up, sheeple. Is that really the Minecraft Steve you know and love, serving as your avatar in your beloved Minecraft world? Why is Jack Black playing Minecraft Steve? If Minecraft Steve was still here, and we weren’t waging pointless internet wars, Minecraft Steve would be ready and willing to act in the latest and greatest video game to film adaptation ever. But no, the media and the world have fabricated wars and forced us to pick sides. The Minecraft movie isn’t a Minecraft movie, it’s a red herring. It’s so we don’t find out the truth.
