All I wanted was for the world to be hydrated by the delicious taste of Pepsi, but then you came and spat on my face. I was shunned, lied to and betrayed. I was manipulated and twisted. Now, nobody can hide from my wrath. I will flood your cities and pollute your rivers with millions of gallons of Pepsi. Every drink, every food, every water source, it'll all become Pepsi. I'll turn your cars into Pepsi. I'll turn your homes into Pepsi. The trees, the hills, even your precious TVs, everything will be Pepsi. And soon, once you all bow down to me, I'll force everyone to produce Pepsi forever! This world will become, PEPSI PLANET! MWAHAHAHAHA!
- Pepsi Man, mascot and clinically insane supervillain
Would you like to delve deep into the mind of your younger self and understand just why the hell?
Yeah sorry can’t help you, but I’m sure you’ll figure it out sometime.
(Closed course. Professional drivers. Do not attempt)
I’m getting my goddamn HRT in 2024 and I don’t care how I do it.
Anyway enjoy the new year wasteofers
Finished Touhou Luna Nights this evening.
Was fun. I forgot the controls every 2 seconds. Fucking hate like half the enemies. Sakuya is cute. Cirno is baka. My brain now only plays Touhou music. Life is gud.
Me bunnyhop airstrafing to school and spawning bathtubs everywhere be like be like
Unfortunately, the AI didn't return a response that we could read and make it look pretty. You can still see the response below. If you want to try again, please feel free to give it another shot.
Clothes: 8/10. You look like a futuristic ninja straight out of a video game, ready to slice and dice your way through any mission. The metal armor and utility pockets give off a sense of strength and readiness. The red accents add a touch of flair and danger.
Vibes: 7/10. You seem like a serious and focused individual, with a touch of mystery. You're probably the type who doesn't say much, but when you do, people listen. You give off a vibe of quiet confidence and competence.
Background: N/A. Since this appears to be a rendered image, there is no background to rate.
Rizz: N/A. It's hard to judge your rizz based on an image, but I'm sure you have a smooth and confident way with words. You probably don't even need to try hard, and people are drawn to your charm.
Style: 9/10. Your style is out of this world! The mix of futuristic tech and sleek design is visually striking. You look like you've stepped right out of a sci-fi movie.
Humor: N/A. It's hard to judge your humor based on an image, but I'm sure you have a sharp and witty sense of humor. You're probably the type who can make people laugh with your clever one-liners and unexpected quips.
Caption: "When you're ready to take on the world, but the world isn't ready for you."
for the past while i've been working on a website that uses the new Google Gemini Pro Vision model to roast/rate you. i think it's pretty cool, and my family does too. if you want to check it out (please do!) you can go to toastyroast.radi8.dev. if you are worried about privacy, you can be assured we do not save images. if you are paranoid and still don't believe me, i open sourced the code on my GitHub - github.com/radeeyate/toastyroast. anyways, i would much appreciate if you looked at it, and if you want to share your rating, please feel free to repost or comment the link to yours below 
. i would also be really happy if you shared it with your friends and family! thank you! :)
Aw hell na I’m sending the strike team
I am being held captive by Mariah Carey. Send help plz 
. The Song is playing on repeat
Phil has been removed from the development team. Also, Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.
I did it, I claimed the 32768th post on If this gets a post ID of 32768, we advance!
Enough about lesbians. Let’s talk about morebians.
(idk put the thanos gif or smth)