@incendiary

Me at 3AM watching you eat Chredded Sheese out of the bag with the fridge door open

Kept you waiting, huh?

That’s a lie. None of my followers were waiting.

Make it your goal to spite the gods every day

Mom’s Spaghetti

your to late, Ive already installed windows 95 on your home computer

DO YOU HAVE HEALTHCARE‽

Friendly reminder that Ronald McDonald is rapidly approaching your location.

ze~

wait no I never said that wtf

Why does this room smell like Musk, Elon?

Yes

Here, have a Snickers.

I love the smell of sulfur and isopropyl alcohol in the morning

I don’t think my last post was clear to most people, so let me try again,

Today’s my birthday, I’m in the airport right now about to head home.

Hope y’all are doing alright and making it through the 3rd week of 2024

Today my age finally levelled up