@incendiary

your to late, Ive already installed windows 95 on your home computer

DO YOU HAVE HEALTHCARE‽

Friendly reminder that Ronald McDonald is rapidly approaching your location.

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wait no I never said that wtf

Why does this room smell like Musk, Elon?

Yes

Here, have a Snickers.

I love the smell of sulfur and isopropyl alcohol in the morning

I don’t think my last post was clear to most people, so let me try again,

Today’s my birthday, I’m in the airport right now about to head home.

Hope y’all are doing alright and making it through the 3rd week of 2024

Today my age finally levelled up

Only a matter of time before something really stupid happens somewhere in the world.

I can’t believe it’s been more than 2 days since 2013

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Sonic the Hedgehog’s fact of the day:

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I am in your walls.

Punching televisions generally isn’t a good idea.

Consuming large amounts of fried chicken may have adverse side effects.

Rain makes things wet. To avoid getting wet, consider use of an umbrella or enclosed motor vehicle (i.e a car or van)

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