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Fake

I have 4K 60FPS footage of you eating half the bag’s contents right there.

Fake

This is fake, I wouldn’t leave the fridge door open (the nonexistent cat would get into the fridge)

Me at 3AM watching you eat Chredded Sheese out of the bag with the fridge door open

Me at 3AM watching you eat Chredded Sheese out of the bag with the fridge door open

Kept you waiting, huh?

That’s a lie. None of my followers were waiting.

Make it your goal to spite the gods every day

Mom’s Spaghetti

your to late, Ive already installed windows 95 on your home computer

DO YOU HAVE HEALTHCARE‽

Friendly reminder that Ronald McDonald is rapidly approaching your location.

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ze~

wait no I never said that wtf

Why does this room smell like Musk, Elon?

Where is my bill gates?

Who gave Steve a job?

who let tim cook??

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Yes

no

Here, have a Snickers.

Here, have a Snickers.

I love the smell of sulfur and isopropyl alcohol in the morning