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@jeffalo
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creator of the hit website wasteof dot money
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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it

Trash it, change it, mail – upgrade it

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it

Snap it, work it, quick – erase it

Write it, cut it, paste it, save it

Load it, check it, quick – rewrite it

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it

Drag and drop it, zip – unzip it

Lock it, fill it, call it, find it

View it, code it, jam – unlock it

Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it

Cross it, crack it, switch – update it

Name it, read it, tune it, print it

Scan it, send it, fax – rename it

Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it

Turn it, leave it, start – format it

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turbowarp is literally better than scratch at this point. all they need is a community site (i realize this is a big thing to implement) and it would be an instant success!!!

turbowarp’s custom extensions library is cool

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love how the tsa nofly list was leaked by a catgirl on her 90s themed web blog

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this is why i don’t use imessage

I texted a random number and they left me on read 😂😭🤣

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oops i accidentally got 5m views and 8k subscribers on youtube

oops i accidently got 5k subscribers and 2m views on youtube

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oh yeah yeah

the mistake has found its new host

The mistake has found its new ✨MASTERPIECE✨

It’s not a waffle house, it’s a host

I don’t even want to think about what combining the two other major youtube comment spams together with this would even result in

there’s a place i know in ontario

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gonna ban

what would happen if someone destroyed the waffle house

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imagine how great wasteof would be if there were images and videos

now replace N with S

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time starts going by faster at 19:30

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oops i accidently got 5k subscribers and 2m views on youtube

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this is what i thought cheesecake

Daily Cursed Food #1

cHEZcaKE

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ok, but if anybody abuses it, it’s gone

edit: never mind… allowing arbitrary audio uploads is hard from a technical and a legal perspective…

@jeffalo I would indeed like to be able to import audio from other sources (plz)

Wasteof needs an audio function. There's no way to get across any nuance with text. I bet there would be way less controversies if I could explain myself with audio.

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i love this site

This reminds me of the time I ate chocolate from a seven year old Easter Egg hidden in a bush

nothing beats the superior feeling of knowing what soap tastes like

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