the last episode of sesame street should be about cookie monster getting diagnosed with horrible diseases from obscene sugar intake and trying to save the show from being cancelled because of having to pay cookie monster’s medical fees
“full stop” 
it lwk pisses me off when someone says that something is a run-on sentence just because it’s long, take my previous post for example, obviously it’s not written academically, so i wouldn’t write that in english class, and it might be missing some punctuation (on sigma there’s no way anyone has all 37-or-whatever-the-fuck comma rules memorized), but it’s not a run on sentence; every clause is adequately connected to the rest of the sentence, as is the case in this sentence
an actual run on sentence needn’t be long, it just needs to have multiple clauses that are not connected by a conjunction or a semicolon
and to be clear, they’re completely fine online; not wanting to use full stops and not wanting to seem like the kind of nerd to use semicolons is completely understandable
Something big is coming, and it only has a budget of $300 (which isn’t a lot for audio equipment I don’t have)
god I fucking hate it when people say “SiX sEvEn iS rUiNiNg SoCiEtYyyYy!1!!1!1!!”
you’re just annoying as the people you hate for no good reason
me calling my gf after she gets in an accident but im at a ska show: omfg pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up!!!!!!!!!!
the feminine urge to touch a power supply that tickles!! :3 teehee