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juniper • she/her • certified gayass :3
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hi, i’m juni(per) :3 (she/her)

  • developer-ish, musician-ish

  • aerospace nerd

  • transgender && lesbian

you can find me:

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Juniper didn’t want to live in the same world as Fortnite Skibidi Toilet Collab

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hmmm.. has wikipedia given me $2.75 worth of knowledge?

Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!

we need to stop prison labour, it’s literally just slavery

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today, my eyes feel like they’re being stabbed from inside out whenever i move them!!! how jolly of my body to do this!!!!

gahh im sick and i feel like im dying lol

gahh im sick and i feel like im dying lol

just learned today that our (canada’s) finance minister quit!! nice!!! /s

i dunno what went down but it doesn’t seem good that we don’t have one rn

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holy shit

We are 95.63% through the year 2024.

house-like carpet

we reached a point in the past where meme culture openly acknowledged the absurdity of the memes of the time when surreal memes were popular and now we live in a time where such memes are the norm

whoever posted that first quandale dingle image must feel like they opened pandoras box

I feel like meme images and their captions have become so detached from one another that they're just two separate jokes bc the average instagram reels meme goes like “when u n twin rizzing fine shyt bruzz huzz culturally relevant slang” and the image is just a stock photo of a snail

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throwback to that time i told my mom i sometimes wanted to be a girl…

at SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD

It's quite sad to walk out of school just to see the night coming down

There's really no time to stay outside in the dark and the cold I just want to have some fun but school uses up the daylight hours

anyone know any space sim browser games i can play when bored at school? would pirate sfs or ksp but am too lazy for that :P

space mission idea:

  1. send up an HLS starship but with fins into low earth orbit.

  2. fully refuel it.

  3. orbit a starship without its fairing and vacuum engines replaced with nuclear thermal ones. this will be a booster.

  4. refuel the booster.

  5. attach the booster to the first starship.

  6. use this setup to get to titan (saturn’s moon). both stages land near a methane lake so they can somehow autonomously refuel.

  7. the people inside can step outside and breathe in a -179°C nitrogen atmosphere approximately 1.5x denser than earth’s. their lungs may freeze, however. other things would probably also happen but your lungs (and other bodily things) would freeze before anything else.

  8. get back to earth.

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fun fact: the first verse of “12 days of christmas” was originally “a part of a juniper tree”, but as it got passed down through generations and generations and across borders, somehow, it became “a partridge in a pear tree”

edit: this is wrong too! “partridge” is probably the original, according to wikipedia, which yes I do trust more than random youtubers on youtube shorts

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