@juniperrr

some idiot joined a server im in and proceeded to immediately flex his money and “full ride” (tf does that even mean lmfao) and complain that people are lazy and the american dream is alive actually!!!!!! like bro stop the larp what are you doinggg

just made a fucking peak song. too bad you dont get to hear it until <TBD>

@joshatticus suggestion: make the today bot show submissions in lowercase, like “@\username did this” instead of “@\username Did this”

Linux is open sores? Ew, gross, I’ll pass

@today I started estrogen

amab: all monads are burritos

(https://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html)

amab: all mullets are bastards

way smoother than ios 26, unfortunately i dont get most of the new features because i have an iphone 11 :(

installing the ios 27 beta

@jeffalo PLEASE can we do something about the raid(?) that’s going on bro

youve gotta be kidding me

sorry Woke Dioxus Libs… I only write my Tauri apps with React and TypeScript

what

they should remake love island but everyone is a lesbian with a bigass sword. thatd be cool i think