@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
VERY IMPORTANT LEAK:
I can confirm with my very legitimate sources that at The Game Awards tonight:
There will be games.
There might be awards.
Take this with a grain of salt, but I’m hearing that one of the games nominated for Game of the Year is going to win the award.
the nintendo alarmo received an update yesterday adding mario kart 8 deluxe alarms
today, i was just using my computer like normal, when suddenly i heard what sounded like my computer fans spinning unusually loudly, at a volume that sounded like they were gonna explode. for two whole seconds, i feared that my computer was about to just die on me.
and then i realized that was just my alarmo making car noises. ._.
saw my youtube gaming recap and… it’s both exactly what i expected and not exactly what i expected.
that ain’t mybearworld, that’s yourmouseplanet 
fun fact that im not sure if people know:
if you want to link to a profile without pinging that person, put quotations around the username
then the username is still hyperlinked, but it doesn’t ping the user, making it slightly better than saying @/kiwi
finished half-life 2 episode 2!
spoilers for 17 year old game below:
…i knew it ended with an unresolved cliffhanger before i played it… but i wasn’t expecting the cliffhanger to be THAT unresolved…
here’s my steam profile if anyone wants to friend me btw
