“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
random fact of the day: there is no wikipedia article about the web series “battle for dream island”. it turns out that this is intentional, and in fact there’s literally an essay on wikipedia about why there isn’t an article for bfdi.
tldr: among other reasons, it doesn’t have an article because there’s next to no media coverage of the series outside of the series itself and sites like imdb and fandom that anyone can edit. if anyone were to make a wikipedia article, they’d only be able to use those sources, and as a result it’d be very, very biased.
first hour of wwdc: literal masterpiece
second hour of wwdc: WE RANDOMLY ADDING CHATGPT TO APPS THAT DON’T NEED IT WITH THIS ONE 
had to sign up for instagram to view a single image of an advertisement for the upcoming gumball season 
i’m kind of convinced that every cartoon network show isn’t necessarily targeted towards kids, but they also didn’t have the courage to put it on adult swim, so it’s just in this weird middle ground 
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! 'Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.' Oh... 12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...
this “wasteof awards” thing is such a scam. i’ve been waiting for TWO WHOLE YEARS now and they still haven’t been released?! what’s the holdup? why is it taking so long?!? will the wasteof awards EVER release? 
66th place ain’t bad! :D
thought i’d never sign up for reddit and i was ok with that
then i realized that r/boxboy exists
you can send me internet points at old.reddit.com/u/minikiwigeek2