@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
55 likes to go before we reach our goal!
…which is obviously not going to happen.
my thoughts on this show after seeing the first episode
what in the world did i just watch
i haven’t even watched a single episode of this show yet and i’ve already got a feeling this intro is false advertising and i’m gonna get something completely not regular
i haven’t even watched a single episode of this show yet and i’ve already got a feeling this intro is false advertising and i’m gonna get something completely not regular
in case anyone’s wondering, this is the post we have to beat to accomplish this impossible task
Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce
The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A moneywaster uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another moneywaster. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by wasteof.money, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
you’re welcome :)
random fact of the day: there is no wikipedia article about the web series “battle for dream island”. it turns out that this is intentional, and in fact there’s literally an essay on wikipedia about why there isn’t an article for bfdi.
tldr: among other reasons, it doesn’t have an article because there’s next to no media coverage of the series outside of the series itself and sites like imdb and fandom that anyone can edit. if anyone were to make a wikipedia article, they’d only be able to use those sources, and as a result it’d be very, very biased.
first hour of wwdc: literal masterpiece
second hour of wwdc: WE RANDOMLY ADDING CHATGPT TO APPS THAT DON’T NEED IT WITH THIS ONE 
had to sign up for instagram to view a single image of an advertisement for the upcoming gumball season 
i’m kind of convinced that every cartoon network show isn’t necessarily targeted towards kids, but they also didn’t have the courage to put it on adult swim, so it’s just in this weird middle ground 
