@kiwi
tl;dr: “yo im leaving wasteof, i actually like touching grass, still available on discord, cya” (paraphrased by @late)
Due to numerous personal factors, I have made the decision to leave wasteof.money, and the public-facing internet at large, indefinitely.
I initially didn't plan on making any kind of announcement because I didn’t want to come across as attention-seeking or performative in my decision. But honestly, leaving people in the dark feels like it’d create an adjacent problem, so I hope this can suffice.
You can continue to contact me in a few private spaces (Discord: kiwi.two, Steam: kiwitwo), or you can leave a message here for the time being. In theory, the only remaining public-facing places I plan to be active are YouTube (youtube.com/@kiwi-two), my currently in-development website (idk lol), and a couple of extremely niche places literally no one cares about. The ultimately unconstructive crapposting you’ve seen here is going to stop for a long while, however.
Just know that I'm doing well in real life and I intend to part on good terms. Having that forced two month break from wasteof honestly did wonders for my mental health so I’d like to keep that up. Ultimately, real life is something I'd like to spend more time enjoying, and this decision reflects that goal.
I hope you guys understand my decision, thank you for the laughs. I did learn quite a bit from my time on here and I’m not going to forget that any time soon.
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! 'Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.' Oh... 12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...
this “wasteof awards” thing is such a scam. i’ve been waiting for TWO WHOLE YEARS now and they still haven’t been released?! what’s the holdup? why is it taking so long?!? will the wasteof awards EVER release? 
66th place ain’t bad! :D
top users, 2021 vs 2024
users still on top users:
jeffalo
f4f (moved to wynd)
willy (renamed to wuilly)
rens2
lankybox01 (moved to nebulous, which is still visible on top users through “see more” on alpha; user is banned)
i feel like wasteof is the internet equivalent of those old towns from several years ago where everybody living there actually knew each other and regularly engaged in friendly conversation with one another
Wasteof posts are like an art - some posts are hits, others are misses, and some others are stolen.
so it turns out it’s disallowed to use stereo madness in russia without proper permission :D
boxboy.wiki is a very good website that teaches you all about the greatest video game of all time
replace “mr. montgomery” with “@kiwi”, and you just described how i’m out of wasteof post ideas