@mef

the astronomy bot seems to have influenced it a lot, which makes sense due to how much text it posts each day

this post is remarkably coherent

pls pls pls I beg interact with this it’ll be fun and significantly less horrible than you think c’mon pleeease

why be normal when I can be mef

I am alive

doubtful that people are going to interact with this for obvious reasons so imma probably go to bed soon and try to come up with ocs or something

I might continue this tomorrow if anyone does interact with it though

chewing people’s legs is too messy and logistically challenging

time to pace in circles (please do not attempt any sort of violence)

[SIMULATION: INTERACTION OPPROTUNITY AVAILIBLE]

like, if you dont like light rp I would recommend not interacting with me for the next few hours, but otherwise feel free to interact with the creature

I realize that I haven’t actually drawn my creature self yet so you have no idea what I’m talking about but I have a very definite image of it in my head

yeah Imma go full pretend to be a creature on the internet mode for a bit because I’m bored I hope you’re ok with that because if you’re already following me imma just assume that you are

chews on your leg while lying on the floor and completely spacing out

(you now have severely bleeding bite wounds on your leg for an unknown reason)

ugh brain no longer vibrating rn

the urge to be edgy and dramatic is so enticing

bap

you should
actively [CMD:ADMIN_TERMINATE]
any [INTERNAL_META_SYSTEM]
that attempts to [SUPPRESSON :>> NON_OBJECTIVELY_HAZARDOUS_ANOMALIES]
for reasons such as [ABNORMALITY] or [MODIFYING_SYSTEMS]

happy leap day

duck.