The Official Wasteof.money Department of Transportation account
Welcome to Wasteof’s official account for our DOT, run by @luckythecat, the current secretary of transportation!
This account will post updates to laws and regulations surrounding Wasteof’s transportation, as well as any other related happenings.
while this account is run by @luckythecat, it can be treated as a separate and impartial entity from her. Please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions, concerns, questions, suggestions, gripes, jokes, questions, threats, or comments!
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the Wasteof Department of Transportation would like to announce some new changes that will be coming to road systems near you.
These include (but are not limited to):
The yellow lines on roads will be repainted in varying shades of blue.
We are partnering with the British DfT and the Canadian CTA in building a road across the Atlantic Ocean that will connect New York City, New York, USA, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, and Southern England. It is hoped that this intercontinental bridge system will boost tourism in Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, and Southwest England. We are also partnering with various private companies to provide lodging, gas, and retail stores that will be needed for the 2000 mile long bridge. Suggestions for bridge names would be appreciated.
We are now instituting a $500+ fine for breaking DOT windows. A similar fine is pending, for graffitiing complaints on DOT walls. If you have complaints, please go to the WDOT website or comment on the WDOT account wall. Thank you.
To kickstart my position as Head of the Wasteof Department of Transportation, I would like to introduce Wasteof Departmental Anthems, or WDAs. The Wasteof Department of Transportation is proud to announce that our anthem is now Life is a Highway, specifically the version from Cars™ by Rascal Flatts. Links to the song are below.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5gB2IrxOCX2j9bMnHKP38i
https://music.apple.com/us/album/life-is-a-highway/1440667439?i=144
- @luckythecat, Department Head
no funding for us??
ATTENTION WASTEOFIANS
ANYONE WHO CRASHES A VEHICLE INTO THIS MAN’S OFFICE WILL RECEIVE FULL REPAYMENT FOR ANY DAMAGES TO THEIR VEHICLE AS WELL AS $1000 EXTRA (MORE IF ITS A TRUCK)
I have watched and studied the way the people of wasteof and the Crack House use our money, how they engage our budget.
As the official Treasurer of the Crack House, the money of this platform is my responsibility, and therefore it is up to me to waste it. After months of consideration, I have found the perfect source to receive funding directly from the Crack House.
It is with immense pleasure that I announce that @wastedonion will be receiving the rest of this year's funding — that being the two cartoon flies in my wallet — to push towards the future of parody parody news. I hope that these flies find a rightful place either on your news team or as a bartering tool of some sort.
I understand that there may be some speculation over the cause of this funding. I can assure you that the fact that both the Wasted Onion and the Crack House have the same owner is purely coincidental, and is not a scheme to put more flies in the hands of our benevolent leader. I hope this clears up any possible confusion.
As for the future, the election seems to be rapidly approaching. Although no results of the election are predetermined, I plan on running for another government position, and I hope that my actions during this present term allow you to put complete faith in me for whatever the future may hold.
With all due respect, Toaks
NO ALIENS
NO ALIENS ALLOWED ON THE ROADS
STOP
YOU CAN’T BE ON OUR ROADS
OUR BEAUTIFUL ROADS
STOP IT
LEAVE
NO ALIENS
NO
GO AWAY
OUR ROADS ARE NOT FOR YOU ALIENS
WITH YOUR BIG GREEN HEADS
AND YOUR GLEEP GLORPS AND UFOS
STOP!!
GO AWAY ALIENS
ALIENS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON OUR ROADS
NOTICE
With the recent rise in popularity of Shinies, we would like to make a public service announcement.
You MUST contact WDOT and get approval prior to transporting loads of over 0.01 Shinies.
Also, Shinies must be placed in a location where they are not a distraction to other drivers.
Leaded gasoline is no longer legal nor illegal, but rather a secret third thing where if you get caught using it you have to spin a random wheel of mystery.
What’s on the wheel? Use leaded gasoline and find out today!
The Official Wasteof.money Department of Transportation account
Welcome to Wasteof’s official account for our DOT, run by @luckythecat, the current secretary of transportation!
This account will post updates to laws and regulations surrounding Wasteof’s transportation, as well as any other related happenings.
while this account is run by @luckythecat, it can be treated as a separate and impartial entity from her. Please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions, concerns, questions, suggestions, gripes, jokes, questions, threats, or comments!
profile picture and banner mostly by @luckythecat