@wdot

Vehicles do not belong in the canal.

all roads are to be painted neon pink in honor of our glorious leader

NO ALIENS

NO ALIENS ALLOWED ON THE ROADS

STOP

YOU CAN’T BE ON OUR ROADS

OUR BEAUTIFUL ROADS

STOP IT

LEAVE

NO ALIENS

NO

GO AWAY

OUR ROADS ARE NOT FOR YOU ALIENS

WITH YOUR BIG GREEN HEADS

AND YOUR GLEEP GLORPS AND UFOS

STOP!!

GO AWAY ALIENS

ALIENS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON OUR ROADS

cars

we’re preparing this year’s potholes

NOTICE

With the recent rise in popularity of Shinies, we would like to make a public service announcement.

You MUST contact WDOT and get approval prior to transporting loads of over 0.01 Shinies.

Also, Shinies must be placed in a location where they are not a distraction to other drivers.

Leaded gasoline is no longer legal nor illegal, but rather a secret third thing where if you get caught using it you have to spin a random wheel of mystery.

What’s on the wheel? Use leaded gasoline and find out today!

The Official Wasteof.money Department of Transportation account

Welcome to Wasteof’s official account for our DOT, run by @mef, the current secretary of transportation!

This account will post updates to laws and regulations surrounding Wasteof’s transportation, as well as any other related happenings.

while this account is run by @mef, it can be treated as a separate and impartial entity from him. Please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions, concerns, questions, suggestions, gripes, jokes, questions, threats, or comments!

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