The Official Wasteof.money Department of Transportation account
Welcome to Wasteof’s official account for our DOT, run by @mef, the current secretary of transportation!
This account will post updates to laws and regulations surrounding Wasteof’s transportation, as well as any other related happenings.
while this account is run by @mef, it can be treated as a separate and impartial entity from him. Please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions, concerns, questions, suggestions, gripes, jokes, questions, threats, or comments!
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NO ALIENS
NO ALIENS ALLOWED ON THE ROADS
STOP
YOU CAN’T BE ON OUR ROADS
OUR BEAUTIFUL ROADS
STOP IT
LEAVE
NO ALIENS
NO
GO AWAY
OUR ROADS ARE NOT FOR YOU ALIENS
WITH YOUR BIG GREEN HEADS
AND YOUR GLEEP GLORPS AND UFOS
STOP!!
GO AWAY ALIENS
ALIENS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON OUR ROADS
NOTICE
With the recent rise in popularity of Shinies, we would like to make a public service announcement.
You MUST contact WDOT and get approval prior to transporting loads of over 0.01 Shinies.
Also, Shinies must be placed in a location where they are not a distraction to other drivers.
Leaded gasoline is no longer legal nor illegal, but rather a secret third thing where if you get caught using it you have to spin a random wheel of mystery.
What’s on the wheel? Use leaded gasoline and find out today!
The Official Wasteof.money Department of Transportation account
Welcome to Wasteof’s official account for our DOT, run by @mef, the current secretary of transportation!
This account will post updates to laws and regulations surrounding Wasteof’s transportation, as well as any other related happenings.
while this account is run by @mef, it can be treated as a separate and impartial entity from him. Please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions, concerns, questions, suggestions, gripes, jokes, questions, threats, or comments!
profile picture and banner by @auriali