any time i type the word boring 
this plant emoji shows up in my autocorrect
what did the poor plant do to you
pigeons have wings and can fly
ostriches have wings but cant fly
surely this means that the wings aren't what makes the bird fly
(clueless)
youtube's new ai censorship bullshit is, well, absolute bullshit
protip: watch as many videos about taxes as you can
i make sure to make sure that my post frequency is consistently inconsistent
uhhh uhh what do i actually say hmmm
vote kiwi for president nah too boring
hmm
the red spy is in the base
learning a slavic language is fun until you get sent to albuquerque by the albuquerque boogeyman
here’s to another bimontly (twice a month, not once every 2 monts (also ignore the anomaly that is april)) post
you should eat a baked potato
nature valley bars try not to explode into 82 vigintillion crumbs challenge (impossible)