the early bird doesn’t catch the worm because it’s actually 4 pm
it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: slapping your knee for no reason
“aluminium or aluminum”
neither. let’s just get rid of ALL the i’s. alumnum
whose idea was it to write the letter k like this because i hate it when i have to see THIS abomination
sphynx cats are so funny because they look like raw chicken and that makes them 1 goobertillion times funnier
yamaha — for when you want to play the piano and ride a motorcycle at the same time
many different types of machines and factories with machines in them so they can make a lot of products real fast
Dear Youtube: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ADS FOR PARENTING HACKS. STOP SHOWING ME THEM. I AM NOT A PARENT.
ok thanks for listening to my very short rant
your honor, if my client was lying, shouldn’t his pants be on fire?
got so used to the xbox controller that i remapped the buttons on my switch controller to match