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‘tis i, noodles

knows english (..obviously), toki pona (wawa a), and german (ich lerne..)

i have a website for this now i should probably link it somewhere https://somenoodlesguy.github.io

cool people that you should follow right now (also protip: surround a mention with quotes to link to someone’s profile without giving them a notification (this info was stolen from “@kiwi“))

@mybearworld“ “@cheesewhisk3rs” “@kiwi“ “@auriali“ “@niko

i post random thoughts sometimes.. probably like once or twice a month idk

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daylight savings is just inconvenient time travel

vhs tapes were kinda peak

im node.js but without the .js and also with ols

awesome without wesome, a u found abandoned under a bridge, an r that rolled down a hill near my least favourite toothpaste museum, an i which was seen lying on the pavement near my favourite deli, an extra a (cloned with a futuristic device i have acquired via a time machine i built), an l found loitering near the local tesco metro, and another i (cloned via the aforementioned futuristic device i have acquired via a time machine i built) is me

meth without teeth is me

h 🐝

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do dentists practice dentism

do you know who ate all the donuts

“im wing gaster, the royal scien- AAAAAAAAaa”

he was never seen again

6 DOLLAR CAT

guys nubert is the knight trust me bro

uncanny cat golf is the game of all time

carpet

adsfdasafdsdaf i ordered this pizza A YEAR AGO and NOW THEY DELIVER IT???1/

imma order a pizza

surely the delivery person wont deliver it to me late

imma order a pizza

surely the delivery person wont deliver it to me late

what if planet of the apes but with horses

horses of the apes,,