‘tis i, noodles
knows english (..obviously), toki pona (wawa a), and german (ich lerne..)
i have a website for this now i should probably link it somewhere https://somenoodlesguy.github.io
cool people that you should follow right now (also protip: surround a mention with quotes to link to someone’s profile without giving them a notification (this info was stolen from “@kiwi“))
“@mybearworld“ “@cheesewhisk3rs” “@kiwi“ “@auriali“ “@niko”
i post random thoughts sometimes.. probably like once or twice a month idk
dwane the rock johnson as burrito
m0istcritikal as noodles
andrew garfield as the CEO of Lidl
tom scott as auriali
j g quintel as esben
nicholas cage as leaks
the wasteof.money movie (2026)
an epic political drama about the never-ending fight to allow the common moneywaster their fair share of waffles and autism
starring the following overused actors:
chris pratt as king @jeffalo (obviously)
adam sandler as president @kiwi (he will say a ton of things that will leave the audience wondering if that was supposed to be a joke, in other words it’ll be business as usual)
jack black as vice president @late, who will say all your favorite late lines (“i… am late”, “this… is appel”, “first we late, then we theidiot. let’s latetheidiot!”, etc)
awkwafina as the @wastedonion (like the entire corporation, not just one reporter, oh also she’ll have a musical segment where we all get to listen to her grating voice for two minutes and we all have to hope they’ll skip it on the soundtrack vinyl release)
hatsune miku as @ilovetimhortons (don’t think any further details are necessary)
budget will be $150,000,000, but most of that will be allocated to giving the crew members free double quarter pounder with cheese combo meals
actual movie and marketing budget will be 10 cents and a dream
film will be released unrated, not because it’s inappropriate or anything, but because the MPA didn’t want to slog through this
in theaters nowhere!! soon!!! but not really! i hope not!! i don’t wanna commit to the bit this much but i may have dug a grave for myself by making this post so i might have to lie in it now!
The wasteof.money Movie will NOT be released on June 12, 2026.
…but if someone wants to prove me wrong for once, I won’t stop you.
pigeons have wings and can fly
ostriches have wings but cant fly
surely this means that the wings aren't what makes the bird fly
(clueless)
youtube's new ai censorship bullshit is, well, absolute bullshit
protip: watch as many videos about taxes as you can
i make sure to make sure that my post frequency is consistently inconsistent
uhhh uhh what do i actually say hmmm
vote kiwi for president nah too boring
hmm
the red spy is in the base
learning a slavic language is fun until you get sent to albuquerque by the albuquerque boogeyman
here’s to another bimontly (twice a month, not once every 2 monts (also ignore the anomaly that is april)) post
you should eat a baked potato
nature valley bars try not to explode into 82 vigintillion crumbs challenge (impossible)