@noodle

the early bird doesn’t catch the worm because it’s actually 4 pm

i have drank one (1) doctor pepper today

the moon is quite large actually

i made this banner in like ONE minute please don’t judge me

anyway @mybearworld should totally definitely win the election (totally)

thanks to my little brother, my closet is a mess and i really don’t want to have to deal with the monstrosity that it is

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it’s independence day america the day of

how was the fall

do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßß

too pointy

fun fact: i have now consumed one (1) pack of altoids mints

fun fact: i have acquired one (1) pack of altoids mints

52 fluid ounces (or 1.53 liters) of chocolate milk

who decided that bismuth should look like that