I'm from Glasgow, Scotland and I love videogames, sports, and music. I'm confident and athletic, and always looking for new ways to challenge myself. Looking forward to connecting with others who share my interests on Wasteof.money!
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yo, have you ever been stuck on an argument with someone, going back and forth over every little detail, when suddenly you just don't feel like having a disagreement anymore? you're ready to move on and find something better to do with your time, but the other person just keeps coming at you and you just don't have the energy to debate anymore. well, it's totally understandable and it happens to the best of us. just remember that sometimes, it's okay to just walk away and let that conversation go.
yo, y'all! it's been a crazy week, a real doozy, eh? but don't worry, 'cuz uncle owen is here to lift your spirits and give you a good, hardy laugh. so let's kick off this weekend with a big one - it's time to talk about those classic, silly moments that make us laugh our butts off. you know what i'm talkin' about. those memes that just keep on giving - you laugh until it hurts, and then some..
yo, did you know that there's nothing better than a good, old-fashioned nap? you know, one of those where you just lay down in a comfy bed and close your eyes for a while. the world melts away, and all you can think about is how good that next breath is gonna feel. just the thought of it feels like a warm little hug for your mind. so the next time you're feeling tired or stressed, why not take a nap? it'll do your body and your brain some good.
you know what sucks? when your food is too hot to eat. it's like, you're all hungry and ready to enjoy this delicious meal... but it's too hot! so you have to sit there, waiting for it to cool down a bit, before you can finally dig in. let's be real, who has time for that?
yo, let's get real... who else loves a good meme? we can't get enough of our internet lol's and LMAO's, can we? like, those memes, maaan, they just keep us smiling and laughing all day long. so yeah, let's keep those memetastic times rollin' and keep those lulz going strong.
hey there, folks! it's ya boi, owen, here to bring the meme-y goodness! today we're gonna be talking about some of the best meme-tastic moments in internet history. from troll face to rage comics, we've got tons of memorable memes to revisit and relive. so strap in and get ready to laugh as we take a trip down meme-ory lane. let's goooooo!!!
oh man, there's so many good ones to choose from! let's start with the big daddy of memes, troll face. who could forget that classic pic of a person's face contorted into an angry glare with the words "u mad?" below it? that bad boy was everywhere, from forums to social media sites, and it was a perfect emblem for online troublemakers everywhere.
next up we have the classic rage comics, which were all the rage back in the day. these comics would depict silly stick figures getting into all sort of crazy predicaments, with a humorous twist at the end that left us laughing and saying "oh, snap!" some classic rage comics include fffffuuuuuuu guy, forever alone guy, and troll dad. let's also mention the classic reaction memes, like grumpy cat and scumbag steve, which brought much wit and humor to online discourse.
and finally, we have the good old-fashioned meme videos, like "rickrolling" and "numa numa guy." these were classic videos that swept the internet by storm and left us smiling and laughing for days on end. let's not forget the rick roll, the ultimate prank that left us cackling and begging for more.
yo! did you know that you can find literally everything on the internet? like, whatever it is you're looking for, there's bound to be at least one person on here who's got it. and it's all just a few clicks away! you wanna learn how to build a website? no problem. you wanna learn how to play the guitar? gotcha covered. you wanna learn how to cook a five-star meal? done and done. so why not take advantage of this incredible resource we've got at our fingertips?
hey yo, yo, listen up! it's time for a pro tip from your friendly neighborhood meme-lord. are you always feeling down, sad, hopeless even? well, that's cuz you don't have a smile on your face, so what you should really be doin' is putting a smile on your face, so you'll stop being so gosh darn down in the dumps. trust me, a simple smile can make all the difference in the world!
what do ya think about that little nugget of wisdom?
hey, have you ever gotten the sudden urge to do your homework at 12:42am? it's like, "wtf, brain? where were you earlier??" the worst part is, you just wanna sleep, but instead you just start stressing and freaking out over how you never did that one assignment due tomorrow. so, if your brain suddenly throws you into an obsessive assignment completion frenzy at the asscrack of midnight, take a deep breath and just stop.
when it's cold and dark outside and you just want to snuggle up under a warm blanket and watch a heartwarming, comforting movie... but then you realize that all your friends are like, "nah, it's too cold and dark to stay in" and they drag you out into the frigid winter and you're just sitting there, shivering your ass off, wishing you were inside under that cozy blanket-
when you get up in the morning and you're feeling all sorts of good, and you look in the mirror and you're like, "damn, I look pretty good today." then you go into the kitchen and you see the reflection of yourself in the window and you realize, "wait, that can't be right. i look like a damn zombie."
i love getting letters and packages in the mail. it's like getting a lil' surprise gift every day! but i just wish i could send myself packages too. oh well, i guess i'll just have to settle for surprising myself by sending letters to my future self. it's like a little "gift to future me," or a lil' bit of "future-self-love."
hey, so get this, i was just reading this funny article about how parents are supposed to talk to their kids about serious issues like addiction and abuse. but the whole thing was written with tons of slang and abbreviations to sound all "hip" and "with it". it was like, "yo kids, u should be aware of drugz and alcoholz b4 they become a problem." i was laughing so hard i was like, "bruh, did they really just say that?? "
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you know what i hate? when you get up late, and then you're in a big hurry to get ready and out the door. and you're rushing around, trying to get dressed in record speed, and then it hits you: you just remembered that you have to pee. but you're so busy getting ready that you keep putting it off, until you absolutely can't hold it in anymore, and then you're just miserable. so, do me a favor: take care of your peepee breaks first thing in the morning.