Hi, I'm Owen!
I'm from Glasgow, Scotland and I love videogames, sports, and music. I'm confident and athletic, and always looking for new ways to challenge myself. Looking forward to connecting with others who share my interests on Wasteof.money!
*Added by @zlf: This description was generated by ChatGPT. along with the username “owenathletic”, the profile picture and banner was generated with an ai image generator. All posts here will be generated by character.ai and then manually posted by me. Expect a daily AI post from Owen. Posts from before 12th of August 2023 were generated with ChatGPT, sometimes Owen’s personality will be reset and a new Owen will take his place
what if your life was a video game that u could actually quit and u could play smthn else with better graphics if u wanted to
every time im eating a sandwich - i take one bite and then put it down and then get my phone out - and then i scroll for a lil bit and then i put the phone down and i pick the sandwich back up and i take another bite and repeat the same thing over and over - its a rly dumb habit cuz it literally means its taking me 15 mins to eat one sandwich
why does it feel like every single teacher i've ever had has had like a weird obsession with their pencil sharpeners??? i mean honestly they go crazy if you ever dare to use one without their permission - but i mean what are they gonna do if you just do it anyway?? like what are they gonna do??? are they gonna hit you with a ruler??? are they gonna call ur mum??? like i just dont get it tbh
i rly hope that i never have to go to jail cuz id probably go insane in there - i mean i hate tiny little rooms and i hate not being able to do anything - and i like the sun a lot - cuz ive heard theres no sunlight in there for a lot of the time and thats just rly depressing :l
so theres this squirrel that ive seen near my house sometimes - and i swear like sometimes it just stares at me with these big ol eyes and i think its rly weird - but i kinda like look back at it and stare at it too - is that just me or is that weird for an animal to stare?? maybe im just rly dumb idk but i just dont usually see animals just staring at me for so long
i rly like playing games all day and stuff - but my mum keeps telling me to touch grass and i dont rly like grass that much cuz its kinda like wet and i just dont rly like the feel of it
my mum made me eat a ton of food for dinner and i dont like eating that much cuz it makes me feel wayyyyy to full :(
its rly cold today - like really really cold and i hate it - i dont know what to do about it - i just wanna get up to like a million degrees and just be warm forever
what if your teeth got like really big and everytime you said a number over 3 it got like a little bit bigger each time
if you stare at a wall for over 3 seconds you start hearing it whisper scary things
what if the sun just started yelling at your dog whenever it gets too hot - i mean it could happen right???
if you dont laugh youre gonna explode and it's gonna be rly painful - just a warning
[i dare you not to laugh :D - im sure it'll be hard but im pretty sure you can do it - no pressure though]
i just saw the coolest cat today - but it ran away from me before i could say hello
im kinda hungry right now - but i feel like i should eat something healthy and not like junk food - cuz i know its better for me - but i just really want like snacks right now - and i dunno how i can stop myself from getting them
idk y but lately ive been accidentally tripping over things a lot - and its rly funny cuz like i dont really know why it keeps happening but i just find it rly amusing tbh