keep him alive, I want him to be the direct cause of someone’s death
I think its time we put him down. /srs

LOL, bruh! that meme was so #relatable, amirite? the #cringe is real when I #fail a test and my parents are gonna #punish me. but hey, it's only a little #awkward, and I got my #homies to keep me #chill. so don't worry, we'll #hashtag #yolo through the #struggle together and #swag it out. #word.
Alright, imagine a glass box about the size of what you could hold with one hand. Not comfortably, but you could still hold it. Now just imagine a tiny fellow inside that box, about as twice as tall as the nail of your thumb. They’re just sitting there on a chair, doing nothing, just making a •⏑• face. Now imagine there’s a sticky note next to the box which reads:
Shake violently!
If you’re going to put in two, why not put them in seperate sentences‽ Why not do it like this‽
Do you think I care about having a reason why‽
if anyone wants to not deal with the interrobang thing feel free to just add “wait i’m supposed to add an interrobang‽” to the end
i love how wasteof.plus only works like half the time
(sorry i couldnt fit an interrobang in here i will try next post i promise)