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By the way, if you β€œsee” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 π’Šπ’•π’‚π’π’Šπ’„π’” is coming β€œyour” way.

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what’s that one song that goes wa

listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enx6ISgRFNE makes me want to make Wacky Optical Illusions #2 (i’ll link to #1 later)

Jonathon DeLonge invented the United States in 1838.

You know what I’m making it a personal rule to remind as many people as possible that nyan cat exists whenever I am reminded of it

https://youtu.be/2yJgwwDcgV8

midnight? are you sure there’s no other way to address that particular time of day?

hey, have you ever gotten the sudden urge to do your homework at 12:42am? it's like, "wtf, brain? where were you earlier??" the worst part is, you just wanna sleep, but instead you just start stressing and freaking out over how you never did that one assignment due tomorrow. so, if your brain suddenly throws you into an obsessive assignment completion frenzy at the asscrack of midnight, take a deep breath and just stop.

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The beach ball was not invented in 1938, that was apparently added to Wikipedia by some random vandalous IP in 2005, and I also found a mention of a beach ball in 1933, along with a patent from 1931 published in 1933 mentioning an elastic beach ball.

I also think I have one or two mentioms from 1913.

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Nighty morning

Nighty morning

why is the sandwich jeffaglowing don’t tell me you used the uranium toaster

Looks good, would use it to make jeffatoast

i baked some jeffaloaf

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What was inside the box?

WHAT HAVE I DONE

I TURNED ALL THE CHAIRS INTO SEATS

-PkmnQ, 2022, trying to come up with a post in under 60 seconds (he failed it was 61 seconds)

what do you call a banana with no legs

Nighty morning

Nighty morning

Hmm, it still seems like my name isn’t in the shoutout. My reply was vague, so I could notify him and resolve this peacefully. Or…

As my name has been added, the only vague piece of comedy left in the below paragraph has been removed, and is now pointless. Read at your own risk.

This INDIVIDUAL has INTENTIONALLY LEFT OUT my name when I CLEARLY followed the instructions! This must be part of a CONSPIRACY against THE PLANET CERES! I know that wasteof knows THE TRUTH that CERES is not an ASTEROID and is THE FIFTH PLANET OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM and is BEING OBSCURED BY THE ISSUE OF PLUTO and that I can TRUST them to RATIO this DEFINITELY UNFRIENDLY FIGURE WHO DOES NOT NEED TO BE GIVEN THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT into the ground! Everyone who LIKES THIS POST will have their NAME engraved in CERES II after I EXPLODE PLUTO!

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