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By the way, if you “see” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒔 is coming “your” way.

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Nighty morning

Nighty morning

This site is so positive and caring. We really have something here.

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This is the next cicada 3301

  • Boys that pretends to be / “converted” themselves into girls

  • Humans pretending as cats

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This is the next cicada 3301

  • Boys that pretends to be / “converted” themselves into girls

  • Humans pretending as cats

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Tip: Throwing a thing at the wall randomly is always a good option.

Nighty morning

Nighty morning

That's why I felt like I just sliceed my fingertip open with a beautiful animation.

  • Apple Watch is water resistant to 50 meters.

  • And that’s it!

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    Nighty morning

    Nighty morning

    Another one has joined.

    NIGHTY MORNING

    When you’re feeling sad, remember the burloaferimeter is always there

    (gif from https://conwaylife.com/wiki/Burloaferimeter)

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    1. Find a big enough group of shapeshifters

    2. Pick a victim

    3. Wait until the night

    4. Shapeshift into very loud insects

    5. Fly

    there are so many things you could do if you were a shapeshifter

    • be a crow and scare the crap out of people with omens or nonsensical prophecies (because crows are able to talk)

    • cause drama by appearing to be someone else

    • be a seagull and poop on bad people

    • make people even more scared of the ocean by making sea monsters real

    • be a stray cat and if someone adopts you turn back into a human immediately after they say something embarrassing that someone would only say to their cat

    • be a raccoon or a monkey and steal things

    • be a creepy thing in the woods

    • be a dragon and dramatically sit atop a mountain

    • impersonate political or religious figures

    • be absolutely done with civilization and hibernate for a whole season

    • be an exact copy of someone’s pet and see their owner’s reaction

    • pee anywhere as long as nobody sees that you’re actually a human (probably just for emergencies tho)

    • scream into the night without risk of getting the cops called on you because you can sound like a monster

    • have a really really good cosplay as any creature from anything ever

    • be a valstrax (really cool dragon from MH with jet engines for wings)

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