By the way, if you βseeβ this, π πππππ πππππππ is coming βyourβ way.
Find a big enough group of shapeshifters
Pick a victim
Wait until the night
Shapeshift into very loud insects
Fly
there are so many things you could do if you were a shapeshifter
be a crow and scare the crap out of people with omens or nonsensical prophecies (because crows are able to talk)
cause drama by appearing to be someone else
be a seagull and poop on bad people
make people even more scared of the ocean by making sea monsters real
be a stray cat and if someone adopts you turn back into a human immediately after they say something embarrassing that someone would only say to their cat
be a raccoon or a monkey and steal things
be a creepy thing in the woods
be a dragon and dramatically sit atop a mountain
impersonate political or religious figures
be absolutely done with civilization and hibernate for a whole season
be an exact copy of someoneβs pet and see their ownerβs reaction
pee anywhere as long as nobody sees that youβre actually a human (probably just for emergencies tho)
scream into the night without risk of getting the cops called on you because you can sound like a monster
have a really really good cosplay as any creature from anything ever
be a valstrax (really cool dragon from MH with jet engines for wings)
If you do not have an idea for posts, steal from your past self.
Notice: The oven is not a house. Please do not put a chair inside it and sit on it.
If he is called Ray,
cake is sand,
yeses are nos,
and is spelled eb
and your nose doesn't exist,
What type of animal is a cheesecake?
Insert words before and after "be is right I return do" to make a gramatically correct sentence. You may insert any punctuation anywhere, including inside the phrase itself, but words can only be inserted before and after.
So turn up the diagonal central band of our lives!
We need to unite and expose their nefarious plans.
Raindrops are smaller and I find them a lot louder so I win
Anyone who knows about Captain Disillusion is automatically a ππππ ππππππβ’