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By the way, if you β€œsee” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 π’Šπ’•π’‚π’π’Šπ’„π’” is coming β€œyour” way.

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If you do not have an idea for posts, steal from your past self.

Notice: The oven is not a house. Please do not put a chair inside it and sit on it.

If he is called Ray,

cake is sand,

yeses are nos,

and is spelled eb

and your nose doesn't exist,

What type of animal is a cheesecake?

Nighty morning

I finally found a hand dryer that actually works.

Nighty morning

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So turn up the diagonal central band of our lives!

We need to unite and expose their nefarious plans.

yeah.

yeah.

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Nighty morning

Raindrops are smaller and I find them a lot louder so I win

Birds are fuckin loud considering how small they are

Nighty morning

Anyone who knows about Captain Disillusion is automatically a 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏ℒ

I can tell by the chip… xels!

- Captain Dissolution Disillusion

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More people have been to Russia than I have.

Nighty morning

Nighty morning