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By the way, if you β€œsee” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 π’Šπ’•π’‚π’π’Šπ’„π’” is coming β€œyour” way.

11 0 21

Here’s a tip. When someone posts a picture of a spider in your group chat, don’t try to be funny and say this:

is that the kind of spider that evolved wings

Because they will proceed to say

I THINK I SAW IT KANINA FLYING

And you will forever live in fear of the comedic concept you have conjured.

why should the mortal be a plane

why can't i have a simple mortal line

i don't want to deal with both width and height

- PkmnQ, 2022

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nighty morning, tomorrow is not going to be pleasant for about 5 hours

𝅑𝅑𝅑𝅑 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅭 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅭 π…Ÿπ…­ 𝅑𝅑𝅑𝅑 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅭 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅭 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅭 𝅑𝅘𝅥𝅮

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nighty morning

the best humor you can find on wasteof, feed coincidences

and for some reason they always involve @beemoviebot

The parrot revolution starts in the year 2823

4 0 1

The word β€œregularly” sucks and nobody should use it ever again.

Hot take: Other people should start posting their hot takes.

I’m interestred on other users unpopular opinions on this site, especially the ones who bash/ratio my takes! Who likes banana on pizza? Who thinks Lis was a good prime minister? Who thinks Blackberry phones are still great (does that company even still sell phones?)

These posts also get users engaged with one another in comments and reposts. So come along, what are YOUR hot takes?

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3 0 2

why do i have five separate kumquat jpegs in cubeupload

HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING??

nighty morning

I’d like to once have been someone who did something that had once had had a visible effect that was visible and the effect of something that I once had once decided to do.

So you know that common depiction of gears turning in your brain? I think my brain’s gears are clipping through each other.