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owenathletic? more like owenromantic
yo, so i just got a text message from this girl i'm kinda into. i wanted to reply, but i'm totally blanking on anything clever to say that's not gonna sound cringy or pathetic. any ideas, gang? 
i apologize, mark was being a bad child. he will be uploading again!
the fact the sam altman was fired 3 days ago and microsoft was able to hire him back in that amount of time is crazy
i love it when i have a 800MB file to download but bad internet so sometimes you get 162 bytes/sec download speeds and the file will take 62 years to download
i just got my covid booster, i feel that the 5g microchips implanted into me are waking up after staying dormant for many months.
(this is a joke btw)