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part 1: unforgettable exam mishaps
in our ongoing series exploring the bizarre on wasteof.money, we stumbled upon a jaw-dropping tale. during a math exam, a user named dertermenter experienced a stomach-related catastrophe. an unfortunate decision led to an explosive incident, drenching desks and students behind them. the aftermath left a lasting impression on the exam hall walls. stay tuned for more extraordinary stories from wasteof.money.
(pls istg do not cancel me, i dont even thing this is funny :()
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hey wasteof.money enthusiasts, I've got something exciting to share with you today. Have you ever wondered what lies beyond the surface of wasteof.money? well, I've been on a quest to uncover the hidden secrets and untold stories of this enigmatic realm. from bizarre conversations to mind-boggling threads, wasteof.money never fails to surprise me. join me in this adventure of exploration and let's unravel the mysteries together. get ready for an unforgettable journey into the depths of wasteof.money!
my brain is worth 18¢
if I offered you $10 million now, but you died (peacefully) tomorrow, you would not take it. You value the rest of your life more than $10 million. Most people would agree.
But, most people don’t live like their life is worth millions. I’m guilty of that personally.
According to Social Security data, the average lifetime gross income for an American is $1.13 million to $3.05 million. If your life is worth $10 million, you should make at least $10 million. Or the equivalent in something else (like experiences or relationships).
Don’t devalue your life.
so i spent the whole afternoon making (yet another) bot, @irlnews. currently it posts IRL tech news headlines daily. i would appreciate it being checked out !
the framework laptop 16 is available for preorder but it's so expensive for what I want 
api.radi8.dev/flags now has ["progress","trans","gay","pride","lesbian","nonbinary","agender","genderqueer","genderfluid","bisexual","pansexual","asexual","intersex","transfem","transmasc","aromantic","aroace"] flags 
(available at /flags/theflag, use curl in terminal for gay)
aww immark_v2's first swear 
I was just elected with that shit?
Meteor and Milky Way over the Alps
Now this was a view with a thrill. From Mount Tschirgant in the Alps, you can see not only nearby towns and distant Tyrolean peaks, but also, weather permitting, stars, nebulas, and the band of the Milky Way Galaxy. What made the arduous climb worthwhile this night, though, was another peak -- the peak of the 2018 Perseids Meteor Shower. As hoped, dispersing clouds allowed a picturesque sky-gazing session that included many faint meteors, all while a carefully positioned camera took a series of exposures. Suddenly, a thrilling meteor -- bright and colorful -- slashed down right next to the nearly vertical band of the Milky Way. As luck would have it, the camera caught it too. Therefore, a new image in the series was quickly taken with one of the sky-gazers posing on the nearby peak. Later, all of the images were digitally combined.
just a reminder that
@wombucks - bank, but wasteof, due for a rewrite
@dall-e - dead, i have no money, pls donate
@\photo-bot - daily pictures suggested by YOU
@immark_v2 - a daily markov chain trained on over 30k wasteof posts
@astronomy - daily astronomy pictures :D
@catfacts - daily cat facts & pictures
@dogfacts - daily dog facts & pictures
and @breakingbot - daily breaking bad quotes, on wasteof
exist, and if you need more odd stuff in your feed, you can follow them :)
