Protip:
To make your day more dramatic, post a random news story with the title, “It begins.“
Milky Way over a Turquoise Wonderland
What glows there? The answer depends: sea or sky? In the sea, the unusual blue glow is bioluminescence. Specifically, the glimmer arises from Noctiluca scintillans, single-celled plankton stimulated by the lapping waves. The plankton use their glow to startle and illuminate predators. This mid-February display on an island in the Maldives was so intense that the astrophotographer described it as a turquoise wonderland. In the sky, by contrast, are the more familiar glows of stars and nebulas. The white band rising from the artificially-illuminated green plants is created by billions of stars in the central disk of our Milky Way Galaxy. Also visible in the sky is the star cluster Omega Centauri, toward the left, and the famous Southern Cross asterism in the center. Red-glowing nebulas include the bright Carina Nebula, just right of center, and the expansive Gum Nebula on the upper right.
sorry for the self promotion but go follow it and more importantly go write things on its wall
thanks
I made yet another bot, @photo-bot
just like read the pinned post and don't comment on any of it's posts thanks
I made yet another bot, @photo-bot
just like read the pinned post and don't comment on any of it's posts thanks
we got two trophies, rocket league and super smash bros
(we made history!)
:DDD
we'll be on https://twitch.tv/umt_esports today!
today i made a tiny lil macropad with my raspberry pi pico, and it presses ctrl + alt + delete, and it even uses real keyboard switches! (red switches)
I've put together a team of some people and we are collectively scraping it with ~9 instances of the scraper and so far we've gotten more than 20,000 posts but we still have a good amount more to go.
We also might scrape some other stuff 
currently scraping every single post on wasteof.money. once I'm done I'll compile a big collection of users/posts and train a markov chain on wasteof posts
edit: I've been doing it for a while and I can only get 4 a minute :/