Protip:
To make your day more dramatic, post a random news story with the title, “It begins.“
talking pillow 
fyi: it’s a rickroll
We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.
Actually call this number: +1 248-434-5508
Hello y'all I'm posting on my friends phone since their hotspot isn't working and my Kindle is slow because I'm camping and it's really cold
My hands are really cold btw
Yay, it works!
Without my help, even!
w h a t
you can only have 4 istation tabs open at once before you get this error: https://app.istation.com/error/too-many-tabs
also other weird things:
https://app.istation.com/audio/dialogue/results/how_do_you_feel_you_did.mp3
https://app.istation.com/assets/i18n/isip/en.json
https://idsrv.istation.com/.well-known/openid-configuration/jwks
Same, but for Python.
might steal oren’s idea for the javascript evaluator but for rust instead, but i’d have to do some mega sandboxing