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We're nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they're walking... not if they're driving slow

When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their bloated Steam accounts may become a valuable addition of the will.

A likely reason there’s been no obvious super geniuses in recent years is that they all go into tech/finance instead of Nobel prize winning professions

It's incredibly unlikely, but entirely possible for only males to be born for the next 100 years, wiping out the human race

Intentionally losing in rock, paper, scissor is as difficult as winning it.

kind of gross that we dont wash the inside of our shoes

People who don't lock their doors at night feel safer than people who do lock their doors at night

Dutch is the uncanny valley between English and German.

Pornographic sites are still trying to be profitable and have staff who attend boring business meetings about profitability and engagement

Most microwaves go their entire lifetime without having all their buttons pushed.

Most animals have never burned the inside of their mouth.

UFC is a good confirmation that people will never fight like they do on movies and tv shows.

Considering how predictable it is, it's amazing how curious we are to see other people naked.

All the water you save in a lifetime will be used as if it were nothing by a company that uses water

Insurance is a lottery that everyone plays, but only the unlucky wins.