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The three musketeers are always depicted using swords instead of, you know, muskets

You're just expected to follow and know the law, especially once you turn 18.

Gengis Khan likely had an STD

It is still unacceptable to drink nonalcoholic beer in most situations that you wouldn’t be able to drink a regular one

Attractive people must often overestimate how funny they actually are

telling people that fruit is filled with sugars is the biggest scare tactic ever.

The Most Famous German Was Austrian

No one prepares you for the fact that you have to figure out what to eat for every meal for the rest of your life

Millennials gained and lost the skill to text from their pockets without looking

It’s honestly an incredible feat that we put humans on the moon with such limited technology, and it’s never talked about anymore. Kinda weird

The human race is extremely lucky that the continents drifted apart.

People worry about their webcams but still use phones that unlock by recognizing their face

Poor kids know that they are poor far earlier than rich kids know that they are rich.

One of the most humbling experiences of aging is seeing a photo of yourself from 20~ years ago wearing a coat you still wear.

Nothing erodes respect in someone quite like learning they're deeply into astrology