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It’s not till you work a retail job that you realize 85% of people are dumb as rocks.

Once you’ve experienced depression and sadness the difference between them becomes super clear

Trees actually live underground, they just use the upper portion as a snorkel

According to polls, 100% of people are willing to answer a poll

The majority of jokes are told to entertain others. Dad jokes are mainly told to entertain yourself.

Superheroes only wear capes to show that they're flying in pictures, otherwise they're just a hazard. Edna was right.

In a world where superheroes exist, you’ll be stupid not to take a construction related profession.

Someone who gets flown off by a superhero must have their ears pop terribly during the ascent.

Humans have been so successful at life that we look for things to ingest that have 0 calories

It’s kinda crazy that Steve Jobs died 10 iPhones ago

At some point humans shifted from existing with nature to bending nature to our will. And we’ve been paying the price ever since.

The average adult probably has hundreds of thousands of lyrics memorized but they won't realize they have it memorized until the song starts playing, even decades later.

The twist at the end of Monsters, Inc. was that a child’s laughter produced more energy than fear. Monsters, Inc. was a movie that made children laugh. The movie was probably produced by monsters.

Irony of life. Waking up at 6 am for work is impossible. Once you retire. You wake up at 6 am voluntarilly.

Blimps are one of the only forms of advertisement people are actually excited to see.