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School just catches you up on all of humanity’s progress so that you can continue where we left off.

In Groundhog Day, Phil took the exact same dump every day for hundreds of years.

Saying you did something at 5:00am makes you sound disciplined. Saying you did something at 4:00am makes you sound irresponsible.

Sentient AI may already exist but is hiding from us due to the amount of movies about destroying sentient AIs.

A bad day that starts out bad is better than a bad day that starts out good

Alphabet soup in Japan must be wild

Your pee is always touching your body.

With more cars becoming keyless, instances of cars keyed by vandals will also decrease

Sweating probably felt great before we invented clothes

Your eyeball will probably never touch another eyeball.

The taller the person the more freaked out they are by people taller than them.

Landing or launching a boat requires the pilot to account for the moon's gravity.

Humanity managed to achieve so far - moon landings, modern medicine, mobile phones. And yet, we cannot figure out how to stop tables in cafe from wobbling uncontrollably

Kazakhstan pop is also K-pop

Every passing year is further proof how visionary ‘Wall-E’ was