@theglasspenguin

when you ssh into your server and the last command was "exit" instead of "logout"

i don't usually take my friend's media recommendations because they are usually strange and/or concerning but i'm willing to make an exception for dungeon crawler carl

stitch your desktop together manually like a good boy real man

we're just supposed to not ask why bowser needed that many toasters?

new haiku beta released a few days ago and it's really cool

praying to every known deity that my cs5.5 dvds aren't complete fucking coasters because fuck you adobe i already paid for this software i'm not paying for it monthly fuck you

go shower. you can drink water in there. kill two birds with one stone

biggest usability gripe with the ios 27 beta is that i keep accidentally drawing a search selection when i'm trying to crop or use live text on a screenshot.

it should be a tool i have to intentionally tap on to use instead of it just assuming i want google to see whatever i captured

is it 'extension', 'addon', or 'plugin'? FUCKING PICK ONE

part of your web development process should be trying to navigate your website solely using a screen reader. it's been teaching me some things lately

tablet multitasking interfaces could really benefit from auto-tiling (looking at you, ipados 26)