props to that one guy in my computer science class who got minecraft running on the school computer despite the crappy performance and out of date java and has been carrying a hardcore world since the first day
that bad piggies mindset never leaves
Icelandic Waters: “Behold, a revolution in practical transportation . . . our brand-new invention, the Multiplayer Avocado! It’s like a pogo stick, with the added bonus that it explodes every five seconds! The primary motor automatically ignites surrounding organic matter, producing updrafts which are captured and used to produce further lift by our patent-pending Railing™, stolen from custom-built at the Construct Factory! Certified Gerudo Desert and Necluda Sea-legal! It won’t explode in your face, or your money back! Now on sale for the low price of 18 zonaite!“
we lost a lot when we, as a society, decided to move away from physical media
5 years ago today, i made either the best choice or the greatest fucking mistake in my life:
i think we were perfectly fine with the simulation’s old writers, there really wasn’t a need to replace the old ones, ESPECIALLY with The Onion’s writers
i thought the onion was supposed to be satire
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
https://theonion.com/show-me-where-you-make-autism-shouts-rfk-jr-storming-sour-patch-kids-factory/
