“Oh no! It’s the consequences of my own actions!”
ICYMI: New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines
there HAS to be a word for the feeling of oncoming dread when you’re reading documentation and you underestimated what you got yourself into
trying to get on fedi but can’t decide a server because i feel like they all have a theme or some kind of structure and i usually fit into neither box
rank the programming languages you use by how much of a punishment it would be if a court ordered someone to learn them and maintain something with them
signed up for “the funny
” and it’s just really quiet, even after following some users
i initially thought me being really good at rhythm heaven would mean those skills would transfer over to geometry dash, but as it turns out, no, it doesn’t
(although that also might be that i haven’t played geometry dash in like 2 years anyway lmao)
moms will religiously police the tv volume to be below 10 constantly and then plop down on the couch and load up a 400 decibel facebook video on their phone
finally got my hands on an actual gba - only issues are that the battery backplate is missing and the shoulder buttons are weirdly mushy-feeling
don't have any games, but since i am broke i’m going to get a flash cart
as long as none of the tax dollars go to the wasted onion’s absolutely ass entertainment column, then i guess
Soo. . . You handle money for the Crack House, too? Should we, like, form a partnership to tax the people? 
Dear my fellow Wasteofers,
As your head of commerce, I have made the tough decision enforce a new law (of which I definitely have the power to do, trust).
Starting from this day (July 30th, 2025) forward, you are now legally required to have a permit to purchase anything and everything, regardless of the source.
You can buy an application form from the Crack House (probably). Permits expire 256 days after one has been granted.
cries in rural internet
Website experience is smoother now. That’s cool, but hopefully one day we can get an update that throttles speeds to match 2000’s era internet.
I’m sorry for posting about this again, but can someone please check on Skylar? She deleted her wasteof, is moving to a new twitch account and sent me this in DMs.
