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don’t you just love it when your web host starts redirecting all of your traffic to google for some random unfathomable reaso- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

“THIS PARROT IS NO MORE! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!”

Context: someone killed someone else’s parrot on a Minecraft server and then posted this in the chat

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“THIS PARROT IS NO MORE! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!”

Context: someone killed someone else’s parrot on a Minecraft server and then posted this in the chat

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back at you kind (insert name here)

Ratio²

eat ratio child

Hello

Ratio if you see this (and I know you will) try and ratio me

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NoT aNYMOre TheRe’s A BlAnket

the sun is a deadly laser

you really are a ray of sunshine

so school starts soon and we were at the school doing the stuff you do before school starts

and the computer i had to use to do part of said stuff did this the moment i opened it:

eat ratio child

Hello

Ratio if you see this (and I know you will) try and ratio me

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i’m busy getting stuff off of my school computer using a flash drive, but every time i plug the flash drive into my linux system, it looks blank (folders show, but are still blank, however) despite the fact that i put files on it

chromebooks suck

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no

the “hardest game on earth” title goes to “I Wanna Be The Guy”

Geometry Dash is the hardest game on earth

W H E R E I S T H E - oh wait found it

WHAT NO

I was going to host my javascript projects there but I guess I can’t since I have no credit card…

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“hey why won’t the clock turn back on, i just put fresh batteries in-oh wait i forgot to put the battery cover back on”

yay my website’s back!

YAY MY WEBSITE JUST DIED AND NOW REDIRECTS TO A 403!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

(*screaming*)

i honestly don’t know how, or how long this has been happening, but for some reason my website doesn’t load and instead goes to a 403. i’ve managed to make it redirect to my scratch profile, but literally nobody can access it, not even me. fun

EDIT: so uhh, i’ve been doing some digging on my analytics tool, and the last pageview was at 12:43 PM yesterday, so that kinda helps me figure out when exactly the website went down.

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If you discriminate because your religion tells you to, you have the wrong religion

If you discriminate because someone has a certain religion, you’re stupid

Religion is not an excuse for discrimination

Edit: like this post if you think genshin impact is a good game kidding kidding

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i contacted the web host for help almost 12 hours ago, and they still haven’t replied.

i’ve tried emailing their customer support, and i get an automated response from “Adam” who tells me to just open a ticket in the control panel, and when I do, they never reply.

hopefully they do reply

or maybe i can become pro gamer and break myself out of this

YAY MY WEBSITE JUST DIED AND NOW REDIRECTS TO A 403!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

(*screaming*)

i honestly don’t know how, or how long this has been happening, but for some reason my website doesn’t load and instead goes to a 403. i’ve managed to make it redirect to my scratch profile, but literally nobody can access it, not even me. fun

EDIT: so uhh, i’ve been doing some digging on my analytics tool, and the last pageview was at 12:43 PM yesterday, so that kinda helps me figure out when exactly the website went down.

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