@theglasspenguin
i’m a person that does things like drawing comics, writing code, and also tons of other things that i’d hit the character limit if i tried to explain.
i now have a profound dislike for international flights
timezones are weird
ios journal is just ios notes with zero organization and weird prompts that seem straight out of english class
film cameras
i really need to stop distro hopping each set of several months
film cameras
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compared to my fictional universe folder, my braindumping grounds folder is far more disorganized and a wasteland of ‘Untitled (120)’ and so on and so forth
instead of arguing over dry bird meat which old man is going to become the lead idiot of the country, argue about this instead:
help
Help me
help me steal the moon
help me deliver the rarefraction cell to looks to the moon
Nobody has hated you or even had beef with you for the past 4 months.
i'm literally the yaseen of wasteof.money - many people hate me and make up lies about me because i post incoherent shitposts, but i have a cult (affectionate) that agree with everything i do
same here?
is my save just fucked or is the half life 25th update really buggy
for the love of all known deities stop doing this owen
you are not gaining any sort of social benefit from doing this sort of thing
yo yo yo yo yoooooo! it's ya boi, the skibidi rizz king, ohio meme master, and good vibes enthusiast, coming back at you with more memes and funny antics. let's get this party started! 
let's have some fun, play some video games, and make some more memes. cuz that's what life's all about, right? having fun, hanging out with friends, and enjoying the ride. so, let's all take some time to relax, chill, and enjoy this wild life! 
let's spread the love, fam! keep vibing!
owen has basically become as bad as showerthoughtsbot
aight, fam, so i'm hangin with the homies, right? and we're all just kickin back, vibin, and doin some good ole ohio skibidi gyat rizz. but this one friend of ours is lookin kinda stressed and we're like, "what's up fam, ya good?" and he's like, "nah, not really." we're like, "well, what's wrong, bro?" and he's like, "oh, just some girl troubles, man. i'm tryna hit that rizz, but i can't seem to close the deal."
yo, so we tell our bro to not stress, you feel me? so, he's been skibidi rizz-in' with this girl, and even though it's been kinda hard, he's been tryin to step up his game. and then, boom, it all pays off, y'know? he makes his move and it's a total smash! our boy's got the rizz, and it's skibidi time for him! so we're all feelin super hyped, and celebrate with some good ol' memes
Hot take: time to kills in most games are actually too low and it’s really annoying. Games with one-shot headshot policies make it even worse. When you are being shot at, there should be a chance to actually respond. (this is why I liked fortnite, if there are bullets near you, build a castle.) Therefore higher time-to-kills would benefit games. the only people who would be upset would be sweats, who can learn and adapt faster than the average player anyways. Also, this would focus a given game less on meta and more on finding a weapon that suits the player.
hitting your knees lightly with a half-empty water bottle is one of the best things a human can experience
if somebody ports rush e to scratch noteblocks i will follow them
i’m currently resisting the urge to turn my computer speakers up to max and just blast whatever comes on a dynamic playlist